Are you brown? Slightly tanned? Speak with an accent? Could in any way be considered an illegal immigrant under “reasonable suspicion”?
If so, do you live in Arizona or plan on visiting Arizona?
If you answered “yes” to any of the above questions, you may be asked by Arizona law enforcement to “show your papers” to prove your citizenship or face arrest. Thanks, draconian anti-immigration law SB 1070!
If you‘d rather not be involved in a clichéd scenario out of a World War II espionage film, The Deprofiler is here to help! It’s a site that conveniently provides you with Caucasian masks to help you avoid the hassle of legalized racial profiling!
Below are a few examples:
We at lawrence.com are also sensitive to the plight of the hyper-pigmented in Arizona and kindly offer up a few of our anglo-centric Halloween masks from years past. Try not to get deported, y’all!