Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Okay, okay…we’ve all had our Fun With Justin Bieber. Now it’s time to have Even More Fun With Justin Bieber!
When the Earth itself seems to be splitting open beneath our feet—spewing out apocalyptic ash, oil, and “Law & Order” spinoffs (“Law & Order: Los Angeles”? Seriously? Does Dick Wolf have a sweatshop filled with failed true crime novelists wearing feedbags of cocaine?)—we could all use some fresh-faced fun.
Justin Bieber is that fresh face who will part the ash clouds, disperse the oil slicks, and appear on a future episode of “Law & Order: SVU” as a serial rapist to prove he has range as an actor and shouldn’t be typecast. He is the light in the darkness.
So when life gives you lemons, you make sexually non-threatening Canadian pop stars who kind of look like Ellen Page with a lesbian haircut-ade!
Here are a bunch of Bieber-ized movie posters, ala the Gary Shandling-ized Movie Posters, to quench your thirst for a glass of that sexually non-threatening Canadian pop stars who kind of look like Ellen Page with a lesbian haircut-ade. (Via Celebuzz and Videogum)