November 16, 2006
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Honestly, I don't like role-playing games. I find them to be exercises in tedium and repetition that are more likely to trigger incontinence than gratify me as a gamer. Whoever was the first to vomit 1970's Dungeons & Dragons dice-throwing mechanics upon the virtual community should have little pewter dwarves rammed into every bodily orifice until ruptured organs bring their life to an excruciating end.