December 11, 2007
It's the Actual News holiday hootenanny! Put it in Santa's opium pipe and smoke it! Well, to be honest, there's nothing particularly festive about this episode...spree killing, torture, and homophobia top the news. Unless you consider Mike Huckabee, Mitt Romney and Oprah demented elves, it's not very Christmas-y at all, really. Is there a Pacific Rim holiday celebrating explosive diarrhea? Well, if so, this Punditocracy is gonna be the most magical festival of human liquid expellant EVER!