August 18, 2008
You know what? F*ck the Olympics. They think that just because the world lavishes so much attention on them, and they're a symbol of human achievement and the ties that unite us as a species and blah blah blah, that they're better than the rest of us Jane and Joe Sixpacks? Phooey! You haven't reached the pinnacle of diddly shit until you've chugged a few of our namesakes and spent an afternoon in seminal fluid boiling heat while kicking the holy snot out of a four square ball. Michael Phelps would swim back up his mom's birth canal in terror if he spent more than 30 seconds on a field in the Kaw Valley Kickball League (KVKL). Deron Belt and Jason "Cougar" Hwang-warrior-scholars of the KVKL-joined us to discuss the clash of kickball titans known as the KVKL Playoffs and why those underage Chinese gymnasts should stick to making the sweat-shop sneakers we use for kicking balls and ass.