Bring back Danny Devito and the Governator as Penguin and Mr. Freeze respectively. Pepper the dialogue with bad ice/penguin puns and Twins references; then slap some nipples on the bat suit and you're good to go.
I was pretty fond of THX1138's entry; I think that is the first time I have seen the word 'accreditation' used in a poem.
As for the gift certificate: I'll take Love Garden if that works. As for getting it to me: I can just pick it up or you can mail it or whatever. I'm not too particular about gift certificate transportation.
Oh Muse be fast and wit be quick extricate me from my predicament though I comb vast vocabulary I find no words fit for you, Missouri My predecessors did on you war wage crossing that boundary Osage unmatched in their perversity thinking that men should be free with a heavy heart it must have been that you came to Lawrence to justly slaughter men recalcitrant Jayhawks were disciplined by fires hot and though all this was long ago some Kansans still abuse you so they complain your roads are poor but wise Ozarkians know the score brave men need not fear pot holes but you can't buy meth when your money goes to tolls and St. Louis, such a majestic sight as long as you watch your back at night I will never understand the hate directed towards you, poor Show Me State
Batman's New Archvillain: Who's Next?
Bring back Danny Devito and the Governator as Penguin and Mr. Freeze respectively. Pepper the dialogue with bad ice/penguin puns and Twins references; then slap some nipples on the bat suit and you're good to go.
July 24, 2008 at 7:32 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Ladies and Gentlemen, this is an election
I prefer having Carlos Mencia confined to one channel where he can be easily avoided.
June 11, 2008 at 12:04 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
GTA IV impressions
I had to push a guy in front of that first train too, also cost me the mission, also totally worth it.
April 30, 2008 at 1:02 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Thoughts on Ron Paul
Ron Paul is ok. It's the students that have made him out to be some messianic figure that annoy me.
November 7, 2007 at 11:53 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
What rhymes with Missour-ah?
I was pretty fond of THX1138's entry; I think that is the first time I have seen the word 'accreditation' used in a poem.
As for the gift certificate: I'll take Love Garden if that works.
As for getting it to me: I can just pick it up or you can mail it or whatever. I'm not too particular about gift certificate transportation.
October 19, 2007 at 8:09 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
What rhymes with Missour-ah?
Oh Muse be fast and wit be quick
extricate me from my predicament
though I comb vast vocabulary
I find no words fit for you, Missouri
My predecessors did on you war wage
crossing that boundary Osage
unmatched in their perversity
thinking that men should be free
with a heavy heart it must have been
that you came to Lawrence to justly slaughter men
recalcitrant Jayhawks
were disciplined by fires hot
and though all this was long ago
some Kansans still abuse you so
they complain your roads are poor
but wise Ozarkians know the score
brave men need not fear pot holes
but you can't buy meth when your money goes to tolls
and St. Louis, such a majestic sight
as long as you watch your back at night
I will never understand the hate
directed towards you, poor Show Me State
October 18, 2007 at 5:46 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
One in a Million
I am finding it hard to believe there are 0 people in the country named Trenten...
I guess it is because I have that second e instead of an o.
January 16, 2007 at 1:10 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Top 10 Albums of 2006
No love for Ghosty?
December 12, 2006 at 9:23 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Is Elvis now dead?
So who exactly is conspiring to create these roundabouts, and why do they hate humanity?
June 27, 2006 at 4:18 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Learning English
I'm partial to the rather unique disguise of the man with the knife.
June 20, 2006 at 6:32 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )