Caterina Benalcazar (Feents)

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Growing Up Heroes

They still make wonder woman underoos for adults.

December 29, 2009 at 5:13 p.m. ( | suggest removal )

Men can “wear the pants” once again!

Plus, just for the sake of argument, assuming that we need to return to an era of bad coffee and steak, what is particularly butch about the tag line "Shop Now!" ?

December 16, 2009 at 12:06 p.m. ( | suggest removal )

Men can “wear the pants” once again!

Refraining from opening doors for ladies may not make you less of a man, but sitting there sipping any beverage while watching people struggle with strollers, FedEx shipments etc. and an unwieldy door does make you less of a human being. Just sayin'.

How about this for an equally no b.s. but less pompous and ill-informed approach to pants:

"Whether you are a pinky ring wearing meat head or a metrosexual style guru, the fact remains; these pants are affordable, comfortable, and don't need much ironing. Plus they go with anything so you have more time to do what adults need to do, like raise your kids properly and get to work on time. Dockers: When you are too old to be hip, but old enough to have a job worth keeping."

December 16, 2009 at noon ( | suggest removal )

Unintentionally Scary Things

Even though I question the wisdom of letting mini-Bootsy Collins host a children's show, I still love Yo Gabba Gabba!

October 30, 2009 at 3:58 p.m. ( | suggest removal )

Scientology, Cousin Eddie and celebrity robberies, oh my!

Bad week for scientology!

I've got no problem with the relative kookiness of their theology (I mean, c'mon--water into wine, Noah's ark, transubstantiation, --hello!) But fraud? That shit ain't cool!

October 28, 2009 at 4:40 p.m. ( | suggest removal )

Caption Contest: ¡Ay Chihuahua!

No doggy style is complete without a pearl necklace! Wait, why is Gavon snickering?

October 22, 2009 at 4:54 p.m. ( | suggest removal )

Regretsy: The Worst of Arts & Crafts

I'm sorry. Since when is a hand crocheted meerkat nativity scene anything other than awesome? Yeah, it's 55 bucks, but come on Gavon, if I gave you one for Xmas, you'd crap joy all over the 1100 block of Connecticut. Same for the lil kim sleep sack. You totes want one. Just admit it and I'll leave you alone.

October 13, 2009 at 5:02 p.m. ( | suggest removal )

Fun With Maru

Winston makes Maru look like a turd.
check him out sneezing @ :45!

September 12, 2009 at 6:55 p.m. ( | suggest removal )

Better Know Your Hipster

Gavon: "After a hard day of shoveling cultural snow (i.e. about four hours of freelance writing and a solid hour of sleeping/reading...Sounds like a booming voiced certain someone I know... ahipstersezwhat?!?! Exactly.

hankscorpio74: If you don't know any hipsters, then you prob'ly are a hipster.

Patrick: Wutever. Just don't get rid of the hot nerd glasses.

September 1, 2009 at 3:55 p.m. ( | suggest removal )

Food, Inc.

Or just wait until the 24th and see it at Liberty Hall.

July 7, 2009 at 11:07 p.m. ( | suggest removal )