I asked a doctor about getting a tubal back when I was in my very early 30s. He asked, "what if you change your mind?" I replied, "do you ever ask your pregnant patients that?" He looked at me for a second, said "point taken" and started writing out a referral.
Lazz -- I think Rolling Stone carried a Hunter S. Thompson piece recently. I'll dig through my magazine rack and if I can find it I'll have Prof. Antichrist drop it off at your office.
Our school lunchrooms were staffed with big German western Kansas grandmas. What I wouldn't give for one of those lunchroom bierocks -- burger fried in butter with the cabbage, onion and carrot strips, all tucked into a perfectly baked handmade dough pocket. Ummmmm.
R.I.P. Jayhawker
I hate the renovation. I hate everything about it.
May 12, 2005 at 11:03 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Let's talk about vasectomies
I asked a doctor about getting a tubal back when I was in my very early 30s. He asked, "what if you change your mind?" I replied, "do you ever ask your pregnant patients that?" He looked at me for a second, said "point taken" and started writing out a referral.
February 25, 2005 at 1:28 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
The Great Big Lawrence Trivia Quiz Part One: His/Herstory
Speaking of local urban legends, who was it that was thrown into one of the toilets at Wells Overlook? Or did that really happen?
November 20, 2004 at 4:15 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
LET 'ER RIP!
Fatass, do you really think it's wise to piss off my Mr.?
November 2, 2004 at 3:17 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
LET 'ER RIP!
I stood in line for almost 45 minutes to vote this morning. It felt fucking awesome.
November 2, 2004 at 2:05 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Stull
Yer welcome, Lazz. Still hoping to have you to dinner very soon.
Anybody remember "Lucifer's," the burned out old frat house on 9th St.? When Halloween rolls around I really kind of miss that place.
October 20, 2004 at 3:34 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Stull
Lazz -- I think Rolling Stone carried a Hunter S. Thompson piece recently. I'll dig through my magazine rack and if I can find it I'll have Prof. Antichrist drop it off at your office.
October 20, 2004 at 12:53 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Gay Barr
quinno - ou probably don't want to miss the baby seals doing "Anal Seepage" either. ;)
October 6, 2004 at 2:46 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Gay Barr
I want to take you to a gay bar: http://www.rathergood.com/gaybar/
October 6, 2004 at 2:23 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Review: Hillcrest Elementary School Cafeteria
Our school lunchrooms were staffed with big German western Kansas grandmas. What I wouldn't give for one of those lunchroom bierocks -- burger fried in butter with the cabbage, onion and carrot strips, all tucked into a perfectly baked handmade dough pocket. Ummmmm.
September 28, 2004 at 11:34 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )