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Save & Splurge: Sara Langford

...its nice to know I am not alone in how I structure my life...Reading that was like looking in the mirror! Very funny stuff. I also return things without the receipt, and tell them it was a gift for a relative who died the day before their (say a #) birthday. Sometimes I even cry, and they give me $ back just to get me out of the store.

April 4, 2009 at 12:26 p.m. ( | suggest removal )

You know what they say about a large mandate

Bush says, "Barack, can I call you Barack? You said you were going to wear a periwinkle tie. I wore blue so we wouldn't look like twins. What happened?"

November 10, 2008 at 8:57 p.m. ( | suggest removal )

Shake that diplomacy maker!

Colin Powell explains how Sara Palin's upper body looked before her $150,000 shopping expedition. Looks like its back to running around in a towel, Sara; and crooked twins!

November 9, 2008 at 11:58 a.m. ( | suggest removal )

Movin' On Up . . .

I do have an illegally burned CD of Journey's Greatest Hits on stand by if it does come to that!!!

March 6, 2008 at 12:53 a.m. ( | suggest removal )

Movin' On Up . . .

...so glad you took time out from your floor scrubbin' to send us a bleep. (Your uncle in law gives me no info). Anyway, congrats on the new digs...to be perfectly honest I was suprised re:the move, but I get it. You are no less of a person because you moved to beige land...we can always paint your house turquoise with a pink door to match your hair. Its only as beige as it appears, and I am pretty sure according to you it is sooooo not beige.

March 6, 2008 at 12:50 a.m. ( | suggest removal )

The Absent Daughter

Can't describe how your words just made me feel. Honored that you trust us (your readers) enough to express yourself in such a raw way.
It's sick, its wrong, and it is your reality, but what you write and who you is the farthest thing from sick and wrong.
You have risen above, and that is amazing!
Good Luck on your trip "home".

March 6, 2008 at 12:13 a.m. ( | suggest removal )

Just asking: UPDATED with a contest announcement

Another passive aggressive statement i love is, "Sorry, no offense!"
i.e. "How do you know my skirt is too short when you squeeze your size 16 into a size 9...sorrry, no offense!"
Or
"If you stay with him you are way dumber then I ever thought you could be. Sorry, No offense, but he sucks!"

July 18, 2007 at 5:20 p.m. ( | suggest removal )

Summer To Do List

Also....
8/3 Marc Broussard @ Voodoo is where I will be.

July 17, 2007 at 5:38 p.m. ( | suggest removal )

Summer To Do List

I can never be missed at a party during these sultry summer days. I am the only one there with black galoshes (sp) on...ya know rubber rain boots. My great friend who is as prone to the chigger as I am introduced me to this fashion statement and even chiggers are embarassed to be seen with us.
If the bites do happen soak your feet/ankles in the following:

2:1 apple cidar vinegar and witch hazel
Before you soak dot each bite with tea tree oil.

It's a crazy smell, but it works. It cuts the "Oh my god I am going to itch my feet 'til I puke, cry, or loose my epidermis layer" in half!
I actually keep a jug in the fridge premixed. Its a cocktail for the scrars of summer.

July 17, 2007 at 5:36 p.m. ( | suggest removal )

Battle at Kruger

Amazing....even a waterbuffalo "child" knew to hang on because the "adults" in his/her life would not fail him/her. Thank you to all the positive protecting influences in my kids lives. I can't do it without you.

June 18, 2007 at 3:02 p.m. ( | suggest removal )

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