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Net Worth: New site helps compare your literary merits to famous authors


I entered several paragraphs of utter gibberish/disconnected thoughts/ramblings. I was thinking i might get James Joyce, but i got Isaac Asimov! I'm not sure why. I did use the phrase "futuristic dinosaur". Maybe that was the kicker?

July 16, 2010 at 4:46 p.m. ( | suggest removal )

The Comfort Wipe

I look forward to the day a robotic hand reaches out of the toilet and wipes my ass, then spritzes it with perfume out of the tip of it's robotic finger.

June 15, 2009 at 5:06 p.m. ( | suggest removal )

Granny Smith & Wesson

Sarah Palin, 89, seen here posing for what would be her last 'sexy babe and gun' photo, was devoured by Robot Joe Biden on Friday. The event was not without gaffs, as Biden remarked, "I will destroy the world... oops."

June 12, 2009 at 4:19 p.m. ( | suggest removal )