Matt Armstrong (matt)

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Caption Contest: Not Putin On A Shirt

Look out, Sarah Jessica Parker! He's got his blinder's on!!

August 5, 2009 at 2:53 p.m. ( | suggest removal )

Caption Contest: Not Putin On A Shirt

"Aw girl, you know I'm just peacockin'. After I get done dropping a few negs on your horse ass for social proof, I'll be picking up HB10's all night. You could say they'll be 'Putin Out'."

August 5, 2009 at 2:12 p.m. ( | suggest removal )

Epic World of Warcraft Meltdown

This has got to be fake, right? The perfectly framed shot, and the fact that the boys run right past each other in and out of the room twice? Or that the "dad", yelling at the end sounds like me when I was fifteen and trying to sound like an adult. hen I was a kid I had freak outs too, but I also made funny little videos. This runs right in the calibre or that spazzy style early junior high humor. That being said, that kid sounds like a pig being put down.

June 24, 2009 at 12:11 a.m. ( | suggest removal )

Future of the Left returns!

Thanks for the notice, I'm glad there's somebody out there that appreciates Falco's weird give up masculinity as much as me. No band makes me want to chop wood and grow a moustache as much as them.

PS: What sold me on Serve and Protect being a fucked up movie was that "Lightsaber Cock Sucking Blues" was on the sound track.

June 20, 2009 at 1:45 p.m. ( | suggest removal )

Top Chef Masters — Episode 2

I was hoping they would stick with the LOST theme and reveal these crazy messed up meals at the beginning of the show and then reveal how they got there through flashbacks. And that the clock would be set to 108 minutes.

June 18, 2009 at 1:50 p.m. ( | suggest removal )

A quick note about the Power and Light

Hands down, funniest comment ever.

June 9, 2009 at 9:38 a.m. ( | suggest removal )

A quick note about the Power and Light

God it's hard to not respond @trailer. He is Shiva, destroyer of fun.

I've figured out what I really think about all this. What I'm wondering about is, kicked off stage or not, why would Jazzy Jeff play P&L in the first place? It's a stage for dancing monkeys, not artists. Either he doesn't know where he's playing, or he DOES know that he can't pull in the same amount of money if they're charging at the gate and has to eat it. In this equation, the P&L is the constant; they are symbolically shitty to people.

June 8, 2009 at 2:46 p.m. ( | suggest removal )

A quick note about the Power and Light

The first time I went there, during the day just to check it out, I was denied entrance to the bowling alley thing (don't know if it's actually a bowling alley or a club with bowling alley signs) because I was wearing a black hoodie.

Also, DJ Cruz lost his gig as a regular at Angels Rock Bar because he was playing Motley Crue. At a bar decorated with 80's hair metal paraphernalia. Totally the same story as the Jazzy Jeff situation; they hire people and then try to gentrify their act. I never thought I'd say this, but the White Power district makes the plaza look like Showtime at the Apollo.

June 7, 2009 at 11:42 a.m. ( | suggest removal )

Hot Little Cookie

Potable cookies? How impressive! I love a good drinkable baked good.

June 2, 2009 at 8:10 p.m. ( | suggest removal )

Top 10 Rock Star Cameos in Movies

Oh man, what about The Chase? Flea, Anthony Keidis, And Henry Rollins steal that movie, even though they fit a sex scene in a movie that takes place entirely inside a car. And speaking of Anthony Keidis, what about Point Break? Lots of love to go around.

June 2, 2009 at 2:03 p.m. ( | suggest removal )