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Name (verified): Tim vonHolten

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Birthdate: March 21, 1968

Occupation: arbiter

Location: LK

Hometown: asswater, illinois

Annual income range: Poor

Favorite Lawrence restaurant: Thai Siam

Favorite local band: Drakkar Sauna

How I came to live in Lawrence (if applicable): i followed a girl here and, luckily, she moved away the next day.

Things I miss about Lawrence since moving away (if applicable): well, i still live here, but i'll tell you what i miss about chicago: breakfast, cigar stores, and comic book stores. luckily i can still enjoy bitter, ass-chapping cold.

Affiliations: curmudgeons local #121, society for the coordination impaired.

Hobbies: video games, sleep deprivation, stress, cigars, cursing.

Favorite blogs: eastside bridgeburners' society, cup o' joel, sinema parasito

Favorite media: what?

Favorite Web sites: thistothat.com, lawrence.com, imdb.com, metacritic.com

Favorite music: anything with some sort of feeling, which does not include "feeling" put forth by soft, assless, fops with bobby brady haircuts.

Favorite books: a confederacy of dunces, geek love, kingdom come, the dark night returns, devil in the white city, red harvest, butcher's moon, does a kangaroo have a mother too?, the glass key.

Favorite TV shows: family guy, dead like me, justice league, justice league unlimited, briscoe county jr. (cancelled), maximum bob (cancelled).

Favorite movies: i enjoy most movies unless the words ang or lee are somehow associated.

Opinion on the South Lawrence Trafficway issue: a stoplight at 31st and louisiana would solve any south lawrence traffic "problem." and by the way, a seven-minute delay is not a traffic jam. pussies.

Opinion on West Lawrence: without west lawrence, we would have to look to overland park as a barometer of the banal.

Opinion on the smoking ban: mole hill.

A short essay on why I am or am not a hipster: i have a job that requires me to work. my farmer parents never gave/give me an allowance. my timeless style hasn't changed since i was in grade school. if i was asked to choose between my family and a pair of ill-fitting bellbottoms, i would choose my family.

Tonight

Dead Meadow :: This Matador Records trio plays overdriven sets of distorted drone rock with dashes of doom metal, wah-guitar psychedelia and lumbering Crazy Horse jams ... More info

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