Posted on July 1 at 12:29 p.m.

Poked 'em? Hell, I damn near wrecked 'em!

On The Washing Bung Monument (O Caption! My Caption!)

Posted on July 1 at 12:26 p.m.

No, I said I wanted to go down in the ANNALS of history.

On The Washing Bung Monument (O Caption! My Caption!)

Posted on June 28 at 3:05 p.m.

"vision quest" is the only movie soundtrack worth having. madonna and dio. need i say more?

oh, and "tank girl."

On Top 10 Movie Soundtracks (Scene Stealers)

Posted on June 28 at 3:01 p.m.

statue of ministrations

On The Washing Bung Monument (O Caption! My Caption!)

Posted on June 18 at 9:52 a.m.

i just watched "real talk" for the third time, and i'd just like to thank your triflin' ass for bringing it into my life.

On R. Kelly: Special Guest Commentary (Hate the Player)

Posted on June 17 at 10:11 a.m.

Real Talk! From Chavis! Ooooo wo wo. Real Talk!

On R. Kelly: Special Guest Commentary (Hate the Player)

Posted on June 12 at 4:41 p.m.

"let's just run it up the flagpole and see who salutes."

On Presented without comment (O Caption! My Caption!)

Posted on June 10 at 9:12 a.m.

looks freaking fantastic. all the best of russ meyer and roger corman rolled into one compelling ball of Cluey sludge.

On How Does It Start? (Sinema Parasito)

Posted on June 9 at 8:36 a.m.

Blow, winds, and crack your cheeks! Rage! Blow!
You cataracts and hurricanoes, spout
Till you have drench'd our hemp bracelets, drown'd the chiggers!
You sulphurous and thought-executing fires,
Vaunt-couriers to oak-cleaving thunderbolts,
Singe my white-guy dredded head! And thou, all-shaking thunder,
Smite flat the $6 gyro stands o' the world!
Crack nature's moulds, and patchouli spill at once,
That make ingrateful man!

On Unbroleavable storm! (O Caption! My Caption!)

Posted on May 14 at 8:53 a.m.

actually, there have been sporadic attempts at distraction, but no long-term benefits.

On I feel like I should explain myself. (Hate the Player)