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Miss Universe Pageant more artificial than Donald Trump’s hair

I am 100% on Noel's side. Liam is a wanker!

September 2, 2009 at 3:20 p.m. ( | suggest removal )

Caption Contest: Mike Tyson's Freak Out!!

Mike Tyson enters the ring at the 2009 Heavyweight Pruning Championship.

August 15, 2009 at 11:19 a.m. ( | suggest removal )

Caption Contest: Not Putin On A Shirt

I'd just like to thank Vladdy's teats for being so inspiring (*sniffle*).

August 13, 2009 at 11:29 a.m. ( | suggest removal )

As God is my witness, I saw a real life Kate Gosselin haircut on someone.

K.G. haircut sighting... 10:30 yesterday morning at the downtown Topeka farmer's market. Same chunky highlights and everything! Glorious.

I think Larry King's eye patch makes him look like he's one of the Borg from Star Trek. Or possibly the Cobra Commander. Spooky either way.

August 13, 2009 at 11:26 a.m. ( | suggest removal )

Caption Contest: Not Putin On A Shirt

Your lips say "nyet" but your eyes say "da!"

August 5, 2009 at 4:25 p.m. ( | suggest removal )

Caption Contest: Not Putin On A Shirt

Who's your Vladdy?

August 5, 2009 at 4:06 p.m. ( | suggest removal )

Korean Kid Pop and Lock

Great. Just got served by a 5-year-old. Thanks for nothing, Gavon.

July 14, 2009 at 1:20 p.m. ( | suggest removal )

The Comfort Wipe

Um, may I point out a logistical issue? If the "big guy", the weirdly seductive old cougar lady or the skinny lady who's simply disgusted by "archaic" butt-wiping technology (i.e. her hands) needs to use more than one wad of paper, will they have to stand up to drop the first wad into the toilet? Because I would have troubles maneuvering that safely into the toilet from a seated position, and I am not a "big lady". But it makes no sense to have to stand up repeatedly during the process.

Gavon, please to purchase this and to try it out for us.

June 15, 2009 at 1:36 p.m. ( | suggest removal )

Daily Dose

"Cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed" - best product review comment in the history of product reviews. It exposes a latent defect in printed t-shirts that most of us probably never think about. I myself cannot see the "Kansas" logo on a favorite t-shirt when I have a blanket pulled up to my armpits. Definitely a "con" in my book.

May 26, 2009 at 4:23 p.m. ( | suggest removal )