Posted on January 30 at 12:46 a.m.

Where is the giggling about assrape Smerdyakov? You do understand what the "edgy" title "Don't drop the soap" means don't you?

Feeble is right, there really is a world of great games out there that gets buried under the mountain of themed monopoly games that comprises the game selection of most stores.

If more people would try stuff like the mentioned Settlers of Catan they would really have their eyes opened to the fact that a boardgame night doesn't have to be a monotonous affair made "edgy" by assrape.

Now I could be wrong, I don’t know what the rules are, but from the pictures and description I’d guess that there are little to no choices for the player to make in this game.

Also, the endgame sounds broken ;)

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Posted on January 29 at 5:58 p.m.

Sure, this guy had an idea and got it made, good for him. The things that annoy me are the following:

1. The game looks like your typical roll and move game. Sorry with a prison theme is still Sorry...from what I can see it looks like the whole game is just roll the dice, do what it says. There are so many games with actual choices in the gameplay out there, it's sad that this is the kind of game the public keeps buying.

2. Giggling about assrape isn't "EDGY", it's just a little juvenile. Nothing wrong with a 3rd grade sense of humor, unless you start calling it edgy, then you just sound like a prat.

3. Any giggling prat can probably blow 40k on a lame juvenile game no one will buy. But this guy might actually make his money back due to the whole "Governer's son makes dirty game!!" thing.

So this just seems like an article about some rich kid riding mom's coat tails and dumping some most likely crappy game off on a public that doesn't know any better and will buy it because of the free press and because "this thing will be a riot to bring out when I have friends over!" That's the American way, so good for him, but it doesn't make me want to pat the dude on the back.

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