Michael Austin (toreador)

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You People Are Disgusting

Scrubs rocks. Janitors rock :)

October 3, 2007 at 4:46 p.m. ( | suggest removal )

Very American Apparel

He likes looking at the ads.

Now, I am not one to not like porn, but when you can browse a shop and get a tingly feeling all over (and we aren't talking the Sears catalog underwear section tingling, this is like Behind the Green Door tingling) it even repulses me a little. It reminds me so much of those Abercrombe skits on Mad TV. It is just over the top, and doesn't make me want to buy the clothes. Way too many overpriced, poor quality trendy stores out there, and most of them use sex to sell it.

October 3, 2007 at 4:41 p.m. ( | suggest removal )

Okay, That's It.

If it even puts a glimmer in even one FOX viewers mind, and causes them to browse one of his books, maybe at least the mention of him was good.

I have read quite a few of his books over the last year, and they are a good read, even if you don't dig deep. But, the rabbit hole goes far if you choose to look that way.

Maybe scrubbing with a loofa gets rid of syphilis...

April 25, 2007 at 5:14 p.m. ( | suggest removal )

Emergency Announcement!

The operative word here is "dillhole". Or is it the secret word, or the word of the day? Do we jump, shout and scream when anyone says it?

Dillhole, dillhole, dillhole!

or maybe it is Dicktard....

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/...

December 21, 2006 at 4:43 p.m. ( | suggest removal )

Emergency Announcement!

Yep, when it is a fashion accessory more than a tool, then you are a dillhole.

They are useful for in the car, but there is an etiquette to it. My roommate is always on the phone, and tends to walk around the house with his bluetooth on. I can never tell if I am part of the conversation or not. I tend to walk off, and if he chases after me or yells, I know he is talking to me.

It is damn annoying though. It's like they need a big flashing light on their forehead that says "I am on the phone". Or maybe just a flashing Dillhole will work.

December 21, 2006 at 11:36 a.m. ( | suggest removal )

Emergency Announcement!

I want to just wack people upside the head when I see them wearing that little earpiece. If you are talking in the car fine, but in public? In a restaurant? Please restrain yourself. If you wouldn't talk on a phone, don't use the wireless headset! Another thing, if you aren't using it, take it off your damn skull. It looks stupid and doesn't impress any of us, really. I know it is hard to understand, but you just look exactly like what Jill said, a dillhole.

December 21, 2006 at 1:03 a.m. ( | suggest removal )

Small Warm Fuzzy

Maybe I just don't have enough hate, or it is too much weariness. I tend to doodle in bookshops and coffee shops.

You're an artist not an editor dammit!

In my usual bleary eyed state it only confused me for a moment, and I had a quick "let's tease Jill thought", but it soon passed. It's the holiday season and all.

Still thinking of little Santa butt plug stocking stuffers. Oh how people would rue the day if I had any energy left!

I really need snow and more sledding.

December 19, 2006 at 6:37 p.m. ( | suggest removal )

Small Warm Fuzzy

That is awesome! Though submitting would be a crazy loop of "no, it's not good enough try again" until all of my work time would be taken up by doodling on post-its and I would never get anything done.

Must resist....

Though once I saw a post-it collage done on the wall. It was awesome. Might have to work on that.

December 18, 2006 at 4:36 p.m. ( | suggest removal )

I Sense A Theme Here

Oh my...

I just kept browsing, but I feel so dirty now.

December 11, 2006 at 11:57 p.m. ( | suggest removal )

I Sense A Theme Here

That would be such a hilarious gift. Artsy buttplugs personalized for the individuals in question. Hell, it seems small figures sell so well now, you could make small buttplug creatures. Or maybe corncobs and sticks, the possibilities are endless! Little Christmas tree plugs?

Okay, I am giggling too much now.

December 10, 2006 at 11:33 a.m. ( | suggest removal )

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