Posted on June 11 at 10:16 a.m.

Sorry about shooting you in the face bro...

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Posted on June 9 at 1:10 p.m.

Local hippie takes first shower of the year

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Posted on June 2 at 9:16 a.m.

...what's with the ' ? Let me guess, us culturally ignorant mainlanders?

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Posted on May 27 at 2:17 p.m.

Aww, they took it down, anyone got a mirror?

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Posted on May 21 at 1:48 p.m.

My mom would be so pissed...

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Posted on May 18 at 10:22 p.m.

Just reading that creeped me out...

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Posted on May 13 at 11:46 a.m.

...I am so behind. I got movies to watch.

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Posted on May 12 at 10:13 a.m.

And walk on rainbows!

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Posted on May 9 at 3:11 a.m.

I've just got to ask, and it doesn't seem safe to google at work...what's intersexed?

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Posted on April 14 at 8:32 a.m.

I dunno, I'm a lifelong PC-er, but my brother is a huge mac person, and he's almost converted me. If I could afford one I'd probably get one...

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