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I am so sorry, but nice job defending yourself! You should be proud that you got away with relatively minor hurts.

Now you need to do a head check to make sure you're "really" OK.

August 19, 2005 at 5:06 p.m. ( | suggest removal )

Even a Blind Man Has to Piss Somewhere

Much more enjoyable and entertaining than your last blog.
I hammered you pretty good on that one (and got hammered in return - fair is fair!)
Nice job describing something that is of interest to us all - turds.
Your Mommy and Daddy must be very proud.

August 12, 2005 at 3:12 p.m. ( | suggest removal )

The Quest For A New Logo

I'm sorry I didn't get a chance to weigh in on the original column about the removal of your logo. I remember the first time I saw your orignal logo, and I knew I had to read your blog. I enjoyed the revision too and was hoping it would develop into a series (you could have added Jennifer Wilbanks.)

I did have a exchange of ideas with Phil about a response I posted on another blog and at the end, mentioned what a huge fan I was
of your writing.

I got a rather terse "thank you for your feedback."

SO: After I googled goatse, I gotta go with that too.

But a close second is your least favorite: sex and pizza. If you can just doctor the photo a little so that if you stared at it for a really long time you could figure out an obscenity, that would be fun.

Glad you're back, hope you are able to get regular.

August 10, 2005 at 4:11 p.m. ( | suggest removal )


Who gives a crap about the wonders of Beijing?
You just THINK you are a writer. You really stink.
Tell us what you feel, not what you see.
But I bet your Mommy and Daddy are real proud.

August 8, 2005 at 4:49 p.m. ( | suggest removal )

We're all gonna be famous. FAMOUS, I tell you!

So what's up with John Hart? Update us between diaper changes if you can.

July 15, 2005 at 4:42 p.m. ( | suggest removal )

Mmmm. . . .Morphine. . .

Do you love your husband? If so, and you're pretty sure he loves you, then you need to get him more involved.

If you don't, then kick his tired ass out of the house. Think of the lighter work load that in itself would cause.

I think he sounds like a self-centered jerk, but I guess that's a whole nother blog?

Even if it's not his kid, you need to make clear that if he ever wants to get any again, foreplay has taken on a whole new meaning.

July 7, 2005 at 2:39 p.m. ( | suggest removal )

Shameless Self-Promotion

Done and done. I sure as hell don't want you to come looking for me sober or otherwise.

Beware readers, not voting can be hazardous to our health.

18+% as of today.

May 25, 2005 at 2:21 p.m. ( | suggest removal )

The Interpreter

This was an unpredictible thriller with a many good story lines.

But none of the "side stories" detracted from the main story.

Don't miss the first few minutes - before the credits.

Nicolle is still lovely to look at. Is her butt just 12 inches wide or what? She must be a skinny minnie in person, but what a great face on screen!

Sean is still improving as an actor. He is very sharp in this flick.

Seeing the inside of the U.N. Building was a treat too.

April 26, 2005 at 10:41 a.m. ( | suggest removal )

If you promise not to sue us, you can stick one up your nose

Misty Nuckolls vs. Dennis Miller.
Misty by a knock out!
Great column.

February 23, 2005 at 2:02 p.m. ( | suggest removal )

Temporary Insanity

Pictures, must have pictures!

December 10, 2004 at 1:51 p.m. ( | suggest removal )