Getting Sh*tty All the Way to Edinburgh
Art Imitates Corporate Trade Shows, or how to blow $12K in just three short weeks.
I Hope you have the Zeit of your Life
Mach Schnell! Mach Schnell!!
Anarchy Hits the UK: The Best of 2007
The bar has been set in Britain. Here is that bar.
Lemonade Chronicles III: Supply and Demand
The continuing saga of Billy Anderson, an eight-year old boy who is learning a lot about commerce through his Adventure Setting up a Lemonade Stand.
Lemonade Chronicles II: A Boy Takes a Stand
This is the story of eight-year old Billy Anderson, who is hoping to start a business to make money so he can buy a shiny red bike and be president someday.
Lemonade Chronicles I: Meet Billy Anderson
Billy is eight years old. Billy is a very smart boy. Billy likes to play tag, and baseball, and be kissed by his mother. Billy wants to be the President of the United States of America and a spaceman some day. But for now, Billy wants affection, nice clothes, and a shiny new bicycle.
The Deadly AfterMathis
"When you care enough to send the very best of the worst of the net."
My life as a Woman in Film
Tag: Confessions of an Unwilling Cross Dressing Diva
Conversations with My Government
Wherin the author questions the nature of freedom, and the government man kicks his ass...
Why I'm So Damn Successful: And How You Can Be, Too!
Because success shouldn't be measured in money, it should be measured in me.
Rehashing Lawrence
Back and There Again
Back in the USSA
Because comedy doesn't have to be sane.
The UK Diaries III:Life is Feud-iful.
A historical analysis of the impact of Norman culture on the burgeoning British Isle, and the implications of the feudal system therein, and shit.
O(lympic), G-(r)8, London's Asplodin':
Warning! Events in the Daily Mirror may be larger than they appear.
Best of British - TV
I've always loved British comedies. From childhood, when I remember sitting with my folks and watching Monty Python on PBS, to discovering Blackadder and Fawlty Towers in high school, and learning and quoting most of the lines from both (yes, I was that kid), I found myself loving the juxtapositions of Britcoms. These shows, with their combination of high wit combined with low physical comedy, fighting authority with silliness, and dark comedy (as opposed to the light and fluffy Will & Grace style sitcom) are made funnier by the fact that they're all done in British accents, which to me have always sounded authoritarian and dry.
You're Banninated!
"Brought to you by Rage."
U.K. Diaries II: Romans, Normans and Whoa-man
A Definitive History of the Development of England from Who-The-Hell-Knows-When to the Battle of Hastings.
UK Diaries I: Hail Britannia
A lot of people, when informed that I'm currently residing in the UK ask if I enjoy living in London. While I'm sure the question is asked with the best intentions, it's roughly the equivalent of someone from Britain asking a Lawrencian if they enjoyed living in Chicago. This lack of geographic subtlety makes us all look bad, and since I know that if there's one thing we Lawrencians strive for, it's an erudite world knowledge with a light hint of world-weariness, we simply cannot have these sort of blanket statements--"So do you enjoy living in London?" thrown out willy nilly. But never fear, for here comes the edumacation.
The London Effect
Being a treatise regarding Reflections Upon the Nature and Purpose of Greate Expatations, and it's place upone the boards of lawrence.com.
Novel, Novel-er, Novel-ist
I won. I did it. In 30 days, I completed the Nanowrimo challenge and wrote 50,054 words. 154 pages of double spaced glory is all mine now. Sure, it's a bit thrown together in parts--it's got some weaknesses (like pages 75-114), but these are mostly small and minor problems like people mysteriously changing jobs or sexualities halfway through the novel. Easily fixed.
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