Posted
by Bethany Jones
July 15, 2007 at 2 a.m.
Another reason not to feed babies
"Let me give you a scenerio. A guy sees you breast feeding, goes home and masturbates because he was aroused by it and lusts. Commits a sin."Which do you think is worse? (btw, the scenerio I layed out is actually much more likely to happen than yours. Mostly because the 16 month old* could have been left in the stoller in the bathroom.)" -[(link)][1] Yep.Those breastfeeding mothers, dammit, instilling lust in all our young men.What IS the world coming to?Despite all our new laws and so-called "modern thinking," it's still bad to breastfeed babies in public, lest someone start thinking about all that hot, sucking action going on.*because it's better to leave your toddler alone while you nurse your infant in a bathroom stall than to nurse where people might see you.
[1]: http://www.christianforums.com/t5516576&page=21
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thetomdotdot (anonymous) says…
Making pointlessly corrupt interpretations of scripture is a deeper and darker form of Onanism that the brothers and sisters are using to stumble all over each other on the other side of that link. I'm real sorry I clicked, because I think I got some on me.
The logical arguments against public breastfeeding would be hilarious if they weren't so stupid, and the issue wasn't so serious.
Just me.
mitzibel (Misty Nuckolls) says…
thetom, your first paragraph was like poetry, only it made sense and had a point. Okay, it was nothing like poetry, but it still rocked.
"I'm a better Xtian!
--No, I am!
Nuh-uh, Jesus loves ME more!
--No, it says he loves me more, right here in Asshats 4:20!!
Oh, crap, that's not KJV! You're an even worse Xtian than I thought!"
There. They can close down that asinine website, I just archived its entire contents right here.