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Posted by Phil Cauthon
August 25, 2008 at 11:37 a.m.
And now it's time for another O Caption! contest!
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-AP photo. _______ (awaiting your caption ... post below!)
The creator of the best caption shall receive at no cost a rare, limited edition, otherwise costly T-shirt emblazoned with the lawrence.com colors.
As determined by a select group of circus folk, including self-appointed judge commenters (you!) below. [1]: http://worldonline.media.clients.ellingtoncms.com/img/blogs/caption/condi.jpg
Comments
Joel 14 years, 7 months ago
The Iraq War has put the U.S. in quite a JAM! See!? Like the stuff on my hands?!
Shelby 14 years, 7 months ago
Condi (to protester): "You have blood on your hands."
DOTDOT 14 years, 7 months ago
Lick my WMDs, bitch.
James Bennett 14 years, 7 months ago
JAZZ HANDS!(obligatory)
frankt 14 years, 7 months ago
Ms. Rice, if I may interject, I would kindly like to point out, as an ordinary citizen of our fair nation, that your handling of foreign affairs, particularly the bloodshed of our American boys, as demonstrated by the dye I have painted onto my hands to emphasize my point, if a bit theatrically, has been disappointing, dare I say, dismal. Good day.
rapiiid 14 years, 7 months ago
THIS is what a feminist looks like!
chewyfally 14 years, 7 months ago
(Woman to Condoleezza): "You're doing good, Ms. Rice! Just keep breathing, I can see the head, any minute now, we're going to have a baby!"
shutyourface 14 years, 7 months ago
"you, me, sid vicious? October 11, 1978? I haven't washed these hands since! WHY WON'T YOU REMEMBER!?"
Keith 14 years, 7 months ago
The secretary of state goes to the audience participation version of Macbeth.
Althea Schnacke 14 years, 7 months ago
Somehow reenacting scenes from the original "Carrie" didn't go over too well at a recent press conference given by Secretary Rice.
chewyfally 14 years, 7 months ago
rapiiid that made me lol at work
14 years, 7 months ago
Unfortunately, most people who purchased the Cuisinart® electric manicure machine were not prepared for the State Department's complete disinterest in their complaints.
Terry Bush 14 years, 7 months ago
I was going to vote for Bill's but then Will's made me laugh even harder!
lazz 14 years, 7 months ago
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- (AP PHOTO) "Boo!" shouted the crazy lady next door as U.S. Secretary of State Condoleeeeeeeza Rice left for work from her condominium apartment in Washington's Watergate Hotel on a recent morning. "You really got me this time, Marge!," countered the chagrinned cabineteer, smiling and trying to catch her breath. "The whole blood-on-the-hands thing, that's just tooooo good! I think I'll try it on my boss! He loves stuff like that!" Replied neighbor Marge, "You go girl! Symbolism just rocks, doesn't it?? ... So, bunko later??" "Deal me out," answered Rice. "Busy week! Those darn Ruskies! I'm sure I won't be home until well past midnight. Feed Mr. Whiskers for me, huh?" "Be glad, too," replied the scary lady. "You just take care of you, dahlin'." And with that, after the two neighbor ladies pecked each other fondly on the cheek, Madam Secretary climbed into her armored limousine for her morning commute to sit in on the National Security Council's daily briefing, which she once chaired in her former role as National Security Adviser, and Scary Marge went back into her apartment to see about maybe putting on another pot of coffee, dammit, though she swore to herself only yesterday that she really should start cutting back on the caffeine.(AP)
Will Babbit 14 years, 7 months ago
Condi, do you have a tampon?
NEWMAN 14 years, 7 months ago
"Look see... you 've got to pry the jello shots out with your fingers... it's easy...I've already done ten..."or for the Shawn of the Dead fans...You've got red on you...
Melissa Lynch 14 years, 7 months ago
Condi, I made red in my pants...
ritter 14 years, 7 months ago
Julia's attempts to rip out Condoleeza's heart while shouting chants from Temple of Doom were thwarted, upon realizing that Condoleeza had no heart.
Carmenilla 14 years, 7 months ago
Condi gets a much needed makeover from the Pro-life make-up counter to soften her look. She certainly is an Autumn!
Tim vonHolten 14 years, 7 months ago
you know condi, if you were pro-choice we wouldn't have to do this behind the longhorn steakhouse.
justthefacts 14 years, 7 months ago
Ohhhhh. Now I understand why some people do not win these contests. One must evidence a hatred for anything Republican first! I can't believe Will was not at least given honorable mention! It was off-color, to be sure,but then so was the winner. But I hope you have learned your lesson; you MUST bash a Bush person to win. So much for unbiased media types......
justthefacts 14 years, 7 months ago
As I recall Dot Dot, u already have a shirt....or something (what do you win?) for a WMD remark..... How about the LJW folks show how fair they are and for this feature post some picture of BO or some such person? That is if they want to show they really aren't biased and want to encourage equal making fun opportunities?
DOTDOT 14 years, 7 months ago
You are right, JTF, but I was thinking it was an anti-WMD bias.
DOTDOT 14 years, 7 months ago
Actually 2 shirts, but it's not polite to count. I will let you know when the joke gets old.As far as media bias, all I got to say is:It's a left wing conspiracy!!!Cheers. ;)
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