Segwave of Terror

And now for another O Caption! contest!
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The creator of the best caption shall receive at no cost a rare, limited edition, otherwise costly Prize (such as fetching lcom apparel, tickets to shows we sponsor, etc.)
As determined by a select group of circus folk, including self-appointed judge commenters (you!) below. [1]: http://worldonline.media.clients.ellingtoncms.com/img/blogs/caption/segwayofterror.jpg

Comments

Jill Ensley 12 years, 9 months ago

Gavon, you did this one for me, didn't you?"Studies have shown that imminent threats rarely move faster than 12.5 mph, making the Segway a perfect match for the Douche Patrol."(also, apparel is misspelled on the bottom of the post. Spelling Patrol, OUT!)

gavon 12 years, 9 months ago

Yes, Jill, I felt it added heft to your jaundiced outlook on the Segway. It's the Seven Dork-men of the Apocalypse. "If you have an erectile problem, if no one else will help you look masculine by comparison--and if you can find their tiny genitals--maybe you can hire...the Eunuch Team!"

Shelby 12 years, 9 months ago

"While making hostage demands to the governor, Dean Kamen looked out the window of his mansion and paused to note the irony."

stinkeyejones 12 years, 9 months ago

Lazytown Civil Defense Force"When Walking Is Too Much Effort"

Reaper2K 12 years, 9 months ago

Police failed to quell the uprising when rioters did the unthinkable and climbed a flight of stairs.

lazz 12 years, 9 months ago

Segway or the Highway club members decide they're done taking shit.

lazz 12 years, 9 months ago

Hell's Little Angels rides again...

ariel_m 12 years, 9 months ago

The Pentagon announces that due to budget cuts the contract for military vehicles was awarded to Tinker Toys, Inc.

PatrickJoseph 12 years, 9 months ago

Care Bear Riot Squad and Containment Unit

Walt Ohnesorge-Fick 12 years, 9 months ago

"Move bitch, get out the way!Get out the way bitch, get out the way!"

Walt Ohnesorge-Fick 12 years, 9 months ago

Or...,"I'm D.U.I., hardly ever caught soberand you about to get ran the FUCK over"

Tim vonHolten 12 years, 9 months ago

Passersby were shocked to witness the stupidest fucking thing they had ever seen.reaper's is just too funny to compete with.

ailecia 12 years, 9 months ago

The Wal* States of America Mart, 2028: Black Thursday riots quelled by mall security.

ailecia 12 years, 9 months ago

In an attempt to build membership rosters, the NRA creates an inner thigh workout trend that soon sweeps the nation.

Terry Bush 12 years, 9 months ago

Proving once again that size does matter.

gavon 12 years, 9 months ago

Despite a neck-and-neck race, with many worthy entries, Reaper2K takes it FTW!"Police failed to quell the uprising when rioters did the unthinkable and climbed a flight of stairs."Well played, anonymous Sir and/or Madam. You'll be getting gear.

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