Posted
by Gavon Laessig
December 1, 2008 at 4:44 p.m.
Segwave of Terror
And now for another O Caption! contest!
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The creator of the best caption shall receive at no cost a rare, limited edition, otherwise costly Prize (such as fetching lcom apparel, tickets to shows we sponsor, etc.)
As determined by a select group of circus folk, including self-appointed judge commenters (you!) below. [1]: http://media.lawrence.com/img/blogs/c...
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godjilla (Jill Ensley) says…
Gavon, you did this one for me, didn't you?"Studies have shown that imminent threats rarely move faster than 12.5 mph, making the Segway a perfect match for the Douche Patrol."(also, apparel is misspelled on the bottom of the post. Spelling Patrol, OUT!)
gavon (Gavon Laessig) says…
Yes, Jill, I felt it added heft to your jaundiced outlook on the Segway. It's the Seven Dork-men of the Apocalypse. "If you have an erectile problem, if no one else will help you look masculine by comparison--and if you can find their tiny genitals--maybe you can hire...the Eunuch Team!"
Shelby (anonymous) says…
"While making hostage demands to the governor, Dean Kamen looked out the window of his mansion and paused to note the irony."
Keith (anonymous) says…
We warned you, NO skateboarding!
chewyfally (Falestine Afani Ruzik) says…
"Fly, my pretties! Fly!"
stinkeyejones (Jessica Raab) says…
Lazytown Civil Defense Force"When Walking Is Too Much Effort"
Reaper2K (anonymous) says…
Police failed to quell the uprising when rioters did the unthinkable and climbed a flight of stairs.
chewyfally (Falestine Afani Ruzik) says…
LOL!! Reaper
lazz (anonymous) says…
Segway or the Highway club members decide they're done taking shit.
lazz (anonymous) says…
Hell's Little Angels rides again...
ariel_m (anonymous) says…
The Pentagon announces that due to budget cuts the contract for military vehicles was awarded to Tinker Toys, Inc.
davisnin (anonymous) says…
The Sun Microsystems Paintball Team
PatrickJoseph (Patrick Giroux) says…
Care Bear Riot Squad and Containment Unit
lwalto (Walt Ohnesorge-Fick) says…
"Move bitch, get out the way!Get out the way bitch, get out the way!"
lwalto (Walt Ohnesorge-Fick) says…
Or...,"I'm D.U.I., hardly ever caught soberand you about to get ran the FUCK over"
monkeywrench (Tim vonHolten) says…
Passersby were shocked to witness the stupidest fucking thing they had ever seen.reaper's is just too funny to compete with.
ailecia (Ailecia Ruscin) says…
The Wal* States of America Mart, 2028: Black Thursday riots quelled by mall security.
ailecia (Ailecia Ruscin) says…
In an attempt to build membership rosters, the NRA creates an inner thigh workout trend that soon sweeps the nation.
ladylaw (Terry Bush) says…
Proving once again that size does matter.
gavon (Gavon Laessig) says…
Despite a neck-and-neck race, with many worthy entries, Reaper2K takes it FTW!"Police failed to quell the uprising when rioters did the unthinkable and climbed a flight of stairs."Well played, anonymous Sir and/or Madam. You'll be getting gear.