Roofies

And now for another O Caption! contest!
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— Photo by Richard Gwin for the story "Unknown man on bar roof"

_______ (awaiting your caption ... post below!)


The creator of the best caption shall receive at no cost a rare, limited edition, otherwise costly Prize (such as fetching lcom apparrel, tickets to shows we sponsor, etc.)
As determined by a select group of circus folk, including self-appointed judge commenters (you!) below. [1]: http://worldonline.media.clients.ellingtoncms.com/img/blogs/caption/roofies.jpg

Comments

chewyfally 12 years, 9 months ago

Someone said U2 was playing up here, but I don't see nuthin!

DOTDOT 12 years, 9 months ago

STAY BACK!! I know this AC unit is only 3 feet tall, but maybe I'm gonna dive.

Jason 12 years, 9 months ago

Upon overhearing a rumor that there are plans to demolish The Ranch to construct a parking lot, man climbs to the roof of the establishment, taking a page from the local hippy handbook to save his beloved bar.

meanbean101 12 years, 9 months ago

Damn I knew it was too good to be true..they should really specify a.m. or p.m.

corduroypants 12 years, 9 months ago

Man raises roof, but refuses to throw hands in the air. Says he "just doesn't care."

corduroypants 12 years, 9 months ago

Eventually, Karl realized the roof wasn't actually "on fire."

corduroypants 12 years, 9 months ago

"I don't care what you say Copper! Legwarmers are trending this fall!"

AlAlvin 12 years, 9 months ago

"Wow, this place is so much cooler on the roof than in the bar."

Keith 12 years, 9 months ago

Well, that weren't no stairway to heaven, that's for sure.

Keith 12 years, 9 months ago

Up On The Roof, as sung by one Drifter.

cakefever 12 years, 9 months ago

In today's economy, things are slow on the Ranch.

cakefever 12 years, 9 months ago

The Ranch confuses, disappoints with new holiday decorations.

cakefever 12 years, 9 months ago

"So I should leave the milk and cookies here, then."

corduroypants 12 years, 9 months ago

Karl has no fear of heights. He is afraid of widths though.

gavon 12 years, 9 months ago

Yowza! Are corduroypants and cakefever in a race? You guys are spitting out snaps like it's an old school rap battle. Not complaining, mind you...this is entertaining to watch. Let's see which of you caption-smiths will be our 30th comment...GO!

cakefever 12 years, 9 months ago

Lines have already formed for the Twilight sequel.

corduroypants 12 years, 9 months ago

"Hey, that really is a banana in my pocket."

corduroypants 12 years, 9 months ago

"Why did they cancel Pushing Daisies?! Why, dammit?! Why?!!"

Keith 12 years, 9 months ago

There's a feeling I get, when I look to the west, and my spirit is crying for leaving.

corduroypants 12 years, 9 months ago

Karl wonders if the other Sigma Chi pledges had to do this.

corduroypants 12 years, 9 months ago

Karl tries to anticipate the next billboard stunt from the Power106 Morning Zoo Crew.

Keith 12 years, 9 months ago

Wasted away again in LarryvilleLooking for my lost set of TruckNutz!Some people say that there's a woman to blameBut the rest of us say not a chance.

gavon 12 years, 9 months ago

Jesus, guys...you're lapping any previous "O Caption" by several furlongs. Can you push it past 40? I DARE YA!

gavon 12 years, 9 months ago

Oh, wait...I just added the 40th comment. Okay, it's time to shoot for the moon. Onward to 50!

cakefever 12 years, 9 months ago

OK. So. A hobo, his giant pants, and his tiny T.Rex arms goes into a bar...

cakefever 12 years, 9 months ago

Day 43.I have run out of supplies. The pigeons have caught on, like the squirrels before them. It has been very cold, Diary, but my pantaloons have kept me warm. Filling them with my own insulation was a wise choice indeed, but I fear they will hold no more...

corduroypants 12 years, 9 months ago

So, I entered the roundabout and the next thing I knew, I'm on top of this damn roof!

cakefever 12 years, 9 months ago

Dear Ann Landers: My husband retired from the military seven years ago.Since then, he has not had a haircut and has stopped taking regular showers...

cakefever 12 years, 9 months ago

Ain't no party like a stop day party 'cuz a stop day party don't stooooop

cakefever 12 years, 9 months ago

"Lessee, I'll put the couch over there, and the shag rug over here"

chewyfally 12 years, 9 months ago

this is the best caption contest EVER.so far i'm pulling for corduroypants.

gavon 12 years, 9 months ago

All right you weaklings...push it to 60!

corduroypants 12 years, 9 months ago

After scaling The Ranch, Karl sets his sights on his next conquest: Mt. Eldridge.

cakefever 12 years, 9 months ago

It's lonely at the top.ok that's it, I'm spent.

gavon 12 years, 9 months ago

Bravo, sirs. You've earned a well deserved rest. Drink some Powerade and take a lap.If cakefever and corduroypants haven't scared everyone off by doing every conceivable permutation of caption, the forum is opened back up to the regulars.

gavon 12 years, 9 months ago

ahem I meant to say "Bravo, sirs and/or madams." I'm a total Blagojevich (or a "Blago" for short). Apologies.

cakefever 12 years, 9 months ago

ah, good game. good game..good game...jerk...good game.

Carmenilla 12 years, 9 months ago

This confused gentleman misunderstood the joke about how you get a sorority girl to suck yer dick. (You stick it in ranch)P.S. I dont even know why I tried! You guys tore that shit up. I LOL'd all over myself.

lazz 12 years, 9 months ago

Hey, wait a minute ... there's no "second-floor dance lounge"! Ha ha ... very funny guys ... guys??

PatrickJoseph 12 years, 9 months ago

"C'mon guys, open the door. C'mon, not cool!"

chewyfally 12 years, 9 months ago

Somebody posted this comment on the Journal World story:The_riot_is (Anonymous) says…"It's beer thirty on the roof."Made me lol at work.

gavon 12 years, 9 months ago

Congrats, Chewy...yours was comment 69! giggle

DOTDOT 12 years, 9 months ago

Unknown man on bar roof says, "I got your caption contest right here, motherfuckers."

alm77 12 years, 9 months ago

Holy cow. I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. I say give em both a prize!! That Ann Landers bit 'bout did me in!!

monkeyboots 12 years, 9 months ago

Lawrence City Commissioners refined the downtown panhandling ordinance this week, clarifying the new guidelines for "passive soliciting."

gavon 12 years, 9 months ago

This was a tough one. It's obviously between corduroypants and cakefever since they stuffed the ballot box--stuffed it with quality, that is! Since so many of their captions were award worthy, I'm going to single out the most prodigious captioneer. In a squeaker, the final tally was corduroypants 22, cakefever 25. Congrats cakefever! If I had to pick one out of the litter, it would be:"Vagrancy reaches new heights."You will, cakefever, get some sort of sweat shop garment for your toils.

corduroypants 12 years, 9 months ago

Denial (this isn't happening to me!)Anger (why is this happening to me?)Bargaining (I promise I'll be a better person if...)Depression (I don't care anymore)Acceptance (I'm ready for whatever comes)

corduroypants 12 years, 9 months ago

Admit your cutting and pasting! I demand satisfaction!I hope you won a tie-dyed shirt.

cakefever 12 years, 9 months ago

Can you cut rainbows? Can you paste awesomeness? Sir, I think not!

gavon 12 years, 9 months ago

No fighting, you two! Don't make me bristle my Brimley at you! (And with that, we've crossed the 80 mark.)

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