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by Phil Cauthon
November 10, 2008 at 5:50 p.m.
You know what they say about a large mandate
And now for another O Caption! contest!
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- AP photo _______ (awaiting your caption ... post below!)
The creator of the best caption shall receive at no cost a rare, limited edition, otherwise costly Prize (such as fetching lcom apparrel, tickets to shows we sponsor, etc.)
As determined by a select group of circus folk, including self-appointed judge commenters (you!) below. [1]: http://media.lawrence.com/img/blogs/c...
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chewyfally (Falestine Afani Ruzik) says…
"you're damn right you get a sandwich this big for five dollars!"
Shelby (anonymous) says…
O: "How can I put this...I'm moving in here early next year."W: "Hold on there fella, how could somebody even FIT into an invisible house that little?"
prizzle (Paul Rosen) says…
President Bush balked when President-Elect Obama demonstrated the size of Bush's flaccid and still shrinking constituency.
Weezy_Jefferson (anonymous) says…
O: "The thing is, George, you're a dreadful boor."W: "Heh. I hunt boar!"
agrabass (anonymous) says…
Bush says, "Barack, can I call you Barack? You said you were going to wear a periwinkle tie. I wore blue so we wouldn't look like twins. What happened?"
mitzibel (Misty Nuckolls) says…
Shelby, you made me *so happy* :)
DOTDOT (anonymous) says…
"Little lotion here."
matt (Matt Armstrong) says…
I know this isn't the first time you've heard this George, so I'll give it to you straight. You're fired.
ritter (anonymous) says…
"So Bill held Monica like this..."
meggers (anonymous) says…
"Ok, let's make this easier on you, George. Why don't we put your imaginary friend out first, and then maybe you'll get used to the idea."
monkeywrench (Tim vonHolten) says…
Heh, heh. I can see yer house from here.
witchfindergeneral (anonymous) says…
"Yes, Mr. President, it's true what they say about Kenyans..."
DOTDOT (anonymous) says…
I got your Hope and Change right here.
witchfindergeneral (anonymous) says…
I vote for ritter's caption. I think a great caption for this photo must a) include some form of sexual innuendo, b) account for Bush's ridiculous expression, and possibly c) include a Tie-Fighter reference because of the window behind them.
rapiiid (anonymous) says…
bush: but the commercial says five dollar, foot long.obama: i know! let me explain this again.. a six inch should equal two fifty. it's half a foot so it's half the price.bush: wait... six what?
meggers (anonymous) says…
rapiiid, GREAT caption! That one definitely has my vote.witchfindergeneral, I agree that ritter's caption is pretty funny, as is yours, but the Bush/sex connotation sort of makes me squeamish.
chewyfally (Falestine Afani Ruzik) says…
thanks for biting off my comment, rapiiid!(it's okay, we're married, we can fight online, woot!)
gseibel (anonymous) says…
You just walk up behind him at his desk, take his head like this, and your VP will never give you any trouble again.
Joel (Joel Mathis) says…
"Well yes, I understand it's different from what you've heard. But you've got to remember -- I *am* half white."Now I'm really going to hell.
DOTDOT (anonymous) says…
Bravo, Philadelphia! You just might be going to hell in a tshirt.
witchfindergeneral (anonymous) says…
Yikes, meggers, you're absolutely right! The thought of Bush having sex (he has two daughters, so he's had *it* twice, right?) is sorta like thinking of my parents...ohhh, so gross. Ick.
ailecia (Ailecia Ruscin) says…
Obama: "Let me get this straight, you spent taxpayer dollars installing outdoor plumbing?"Bush: "Oh no, flushing would really take all the pleasure out of it. What I'm saying is that I've pissed on all four corners of this sweet house. America is for freedom. And nothing says freedom like feeling the wind on your junk while you're taking an outside piss."
gseibel (anonymous) says…
O: You just walk up behind him at his desk, take his head like this, and your VP will never give you any trouble again.B: Howzcome nobody never told ME that?
Carmenilla (anonymous) says…
O: "Its called doggy-style. Yah, its NOTHIN' like the missionary position. See, you take her like this...."W: "Ooooohhhhh, I get it! Like a dog!!!"(I hate myself now)
MariahCarey (anonymous) says…
"... and her head goes kind of like this. Black people call it 'brain'...."
editer (Phil Cauthon) says…
The Winnah!"you're damn right you get a sandwich this big for five dollars!"-chewyfallyYou know where to find us.