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by Gavon Laessig
November 25, 2008 at 3:08 p.m.
Turbaconducken
And now for another O Caption! contest!
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_______ (awaiting your caption ... post below!)
The creator of the best caption shall receive at no cost a rare, limited edition, otherwise costly Prize (such as fetching lcom apparrel, tickets to shows we sponsor, etc.)
As determined by a select group of circus folk, including self-appointed judge commenters (you!) below. [1]: http://media.lawrence.com/img/blogs/c...
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gavon (Gavon Laessig) says…
You know what a big pile of three different kinds of meat stuffed into one another needs? That's right...a big "F*ck You" to Muslims and Jews.
chewyfally (Falestine Afani Ruzik) says…
I don't really have a comment....just wanted to say fatty fat fat fatty fat fat fat!!
matt (Matt Armstrong) says…
Due to economic stresses, many families this Thanksgiving are serving up a simple Big Ol' pile of Gross.
Shelby (anonymous) says…
"No honey, we're not having turkey for Thanksgiving. This year, we'll feast on Cthulhu."
dolores2175 (April Fleming) says…
good god... gavon's christmas present to me this year?
OtherJoel (anonymous) says…
No caption, but that very well could be the most awesome thing I've ever seen.Mmmm.... Bacon...
lazz (anonymous) says…
That sure is one fine, fine piece of porcine poultry ya got there, gavon, sure to make the fam drool with holiday anticipations, and sure, innovation surely is a good thing 'n'all ... just so long as it doesn't disrespect the traditonal festive meal-in-a-can, Bacon Spam.http://ridiculousfoodsociety.blogspot.com/
DOTDOT (anonymous) says…
Stupid pig. You broke my legs!
Joel (Joel Mathis) says…
Yeah, well, if you think it looks gross now, just guess what's on the inside!
jonescoleman (anonymous) says…
Thanksgiving dinner at Dr. Hannibal Lecter's house.
friedpoke (anonymous) says…
Gittin piggy widit!
gavon (Gavon Laessig) says…
Oh, April...I care too much for your heart to ever jeopardize its health with such a monstrosity. That, and if I ever were to prepare such a monstrosity, I wouldn't share it with the likes of you chumps. Brimley's mustache is gonna glisten with bacon grease!Bonus caption: "Exclusive pic of a nude, spread eagle Alan Greenspan!"Bonus bonus caption: "Today on Rachel Ray: Spiced Alien Face-Hugger Wellington! Yum-o!
wbabbit (Will Babbit) says…
Squeal Piggy Boy!
monkeyboots (anonymous) says…
Misunderstanding the meaning of "pardon a turkey," Ms. Palin then blasted the bird with a 12-gauge and field dressed it.
lazz (anonymous) says…
New at Hardee's ...
AlAlvin (anonymous) says…
Cooking Instructions: Deep Fry Only.
Carmenilla (anonymous) says…
The poster for the holiday blockbuster "Hellraiser:Thanksgiving".
Compy (anonymous) says…
"Americans still so wasteful they think it's ironic and funny"
gavon (Gavon Laessig) says…
Since there can be only one...Shelby wins with his H.P. Lovecraft meets Norman Rockwell pith! "No honey, we're not having turkey for Thanksgiving. This year, we'll feast on Cthulhu."Congrats Shelby. You will get a crappy t-shirt for all of your efforts.