Posted
by Phil Cauthon
September 23, 2008 at 10:50 a.m.
Wink wink, nudge nudge...
And now it's time for another O Caption! contest!
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- From this week's internets _______ (awaiting your caption ... post below!)
The creator of the best caption shall receive at no cost a rare, limited edition, otherwise costly Prize.
As determined by a select group of circus folk, including self-appointed judge commenters (you!) below. [1]: http://media.lawrence.com/img/blogs/c...
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Compy (anonymous) says…
Duh, I just moved here from Kansas. Is a hurricane like a Ternado or whut?
feaguru (anonymous) says…
No actually I had it changed because when my last name was Hunt everyone would laugh about it. Can we talk about my boat that got destroyed?! It was my home after all.
lostblend (Keith Campbell) says…
Alone in his house watching hurricane coverage Richard Small -for the first time in his entire life- is able to mumble to himself, "I wouldn't trade names with that guy."
Joel (Joel Mathis) says…
Yup. I took a real licking from that hurricane.
Joel (Joel Mathis) says…
Somehow, I just know that DotDot is going to come up with something both funnier and dirtier. It's discouraging to know this ahead of time.
godjilla (Jill Ensley) says…
"Man, when that wind started blowin' I knew then what it was really like to be a little man in a boat."
meggers (anonymous) says…
"Man, I know my girlfriend really digs me, because she's always saying my entire name over and over when we're having sex. For some reason, though, she just never seems quite satisfied."
Joel (Joel Mathis) says…
I'm kind of shocked to be on TV. Usually, nobody pays attention to me.
godjilla (Jill Ensley) says…
"Actually....it's Lit-OR-us."
lazz (anonymous) says…
Well, there's one bar bet that's pretty much retired forever.Well done, bro. Case of beer every month for a year it is, you bastard you.
lazz (anonymous) says…
movie trailer voice-over guy In a world short of heroes ... one man emerges ... alone ... from within themaddening heart of the hurricane's fury ... with a hilarious joke at the ready ... just in case the world's stupidest TV news crew should happen to come along and stick a microphone in his face ...
bwoodard (Bill Woodard) says…
In a difficult day and age when Ben Dover, I.P. Freely and Heywood Jablowme are frequently indisposed, it's somehow comforting to know that Mike Litoris is always available for comment.
godjilla (Jill Ensley) says…
That's funny. I've heard he's often hard to find.
DOTDOT (anonymous) says…
I got your WMDs?
alm77 (anonymous) says…
Oh. My. Goodness. Joel Mathis made me blush. I cannot stop laughing!!
Joel (Joel Mathis) says…
Alm, since I moved to Philly I'm letting my hair down. Too much?
Keith (anonymous) says…
I've heard this guy is pretty sensitive, you don't want to rub him the wrong way.
alm77 (anonymous) says…
No, run! be free!! Just don't be joining some Love-In or anything up there.
alm77 (anonymous) says…
That comment was for Joel.
friedpoke (anonymous) says…
Randy Quaid talks about his new disaster comedy movie.
lazz (anonymous) says…
--from a friend of mine, who really should come out of the shadows and at least have the decency to post under a pseudonym!---Area residents say Governor Johnson prematurely evacuated, leaving homeowners like Mike Litoris feeling manipulated.
hilary (anonymous) says…
"Sun's been beatin' down on me so much lately, that I'm all red and throbbing from the attention."too much?
alm77 (anonymous) says…
Texas resident on escaping the island of Galveston, TX during the hurricane: "It was intense. Everything was wet. It was so humid. My friend, Dick, and I just had to get off [the island]. And we finally did get off, together. It was such a relief!"
lazz (anonymous) says…
alm77!!!
Joel (Joel Mathis) says…
Woot!
Joel (Joel Mathis) says…
"You know, Gustav just really rubbed me the wrong way."
alm77 (anonymous) says…
I. am. so. embarrassed. And I can't even blame it on drunk posting....I hope for posterity's sake that all incriminating internet archives are somehow lost for all eternity. Preferably in the next few days. (after I win a free T-shirt of course....) ;)
alm77 (anonymous) says…
It's for this reason, I remain "anonymous".
alm77 (anonymous) says…
Oh, and lazz, I supposed I should have just prefaced that with "--from a friend of mine, who really should come out of the shadows and at least have the decency to post under a pseudonym!---"
lazz (anonymous) says…
you read me all wrong, alm77 ... i would never, ever hesitate to take credit for something cleverly salacious ...and joel ... what does "Woot!" mean? Is that some crazy Philly expression?
Joel (Joel Mathis) says…
Lazz: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define... was rooting Alm on.Alm: I know who you are! Hee! But I'm proud of you.
lazz (anonymous) says…
argh, joel, c'mon, man ...from your link:"w00t" was originally an trunicated expression common among players of Dungeons and Dragons tabletop role-playing game for "Wow, loot!" talk about needing to be embarrassed ...didn't the editer mandate a no D&D lingo rule??
alm77 (anonymous) says…
"Yeah, me and Mike Hunt are pretty much inseparable, but our friend Dick, he pretty much just comes and goes."
DOTDOT (anonymous) says…
Jesus, ALM.Now I need a cigarette.
alm77 (anonymous) says…
Okay. I'm done. I think I've figured out why people have never found me funny. I have the humor of a 13 year old boy. Like I'm any worse than the guy who actually gave this as his real name... I wonder how much innuendo he squeezed into that interview.
DOTDOT (anonymous) says…
Turns out it was a fire somewhere in Cali. After he punked this dumbass reporter, he and his brother Herc went out trolling for some innuendo to squeeze.
DOTDOT (anonymous) says…
This one's for someone named Doriswho married a fellow named Borissons Herc, York, and Mikehad names that you'd likeexcept that their last name's Litoris
friedpoke (anonymous) says…
Am I upset? Yeah, I'm upset. I mean, the president says, "Brownie, you're doin' a heck of a job", and I feel completely neglected. I might as well be on the other side of the world.
editer (Phil Cauthon) says…
so hard to choose!! Another fine showing by the contestants...thanks for playing!And the winner is: "Man, when that wind started blowin' I knew then what it was really like to be a little man in a boat." -posted by GodjillaCan you hardly wait for your Prize?
alm77 (anonymous) says…
All that humiliation for nothing.
Joel (Joel Mathis) says…
alm: You get my undying admiration. Never regret it. Never.
lazz (anonymous) says…
Humiliation is its own reward, alm.
godjilla (Jill Ensley) says…
You mean I'm not disqualified?SWEET.Gimme.