Caption Contest: Ew Perkins



—photo by Mike Yoder

Awaiting your caption ... post below!




Comments

gavon 12 years, 9 months ago

Turner Gill regrets not reading the fine print in his new contract, specifically the "Son In Lew" clause.

Badgerboy 12 years, 9 months ago

"Now, to show my respect for dis lady here, I bought her dese bee-yootiful flowahs. Smell 'em lady. I sed SMELL EM!"

chewyfally 12 years, 9 months ago

(In Joker-esque voice) "Let's put a SMILE on that FACE!"

Douglas Redding 12 years, 9 months ago

Durante presents Maureen Calabash's grand-daughter with a bouquet. Ms. Calabash, I'd looked everywhere for you just to give you these flowers! Ha-cha-cha-chaaa!

corduroypants 12 years, 9 months ago

KU PhogFact: Turner Gill is only 2 feet tall!

corduroypants 12 years, 9 months ago

Coach Gill and his daughter are wishing they'd never climbed the beanstalk.

oldvet 12 years, 9 months ago

Hey... put that golf club down, honey!!!

Lars Larson 12 years, 9 months ago

I'm da only man in America who can smoke a cigar in da shower.

friedpoke 12 years, 9 months ago

Gomez, bride in hand, makes his long awaited return.

gavon 12 years, 9 months ago

Don't worry about it, witchfindergeneral! In fact, I'm so fond of that line, you win. Boy I'm an egomaniac!

Winner:

witchfindergeneral--Turner Gill suddenly realizes that he should have read the fine print in his contract.

Runners Up:

Fastboyent--"Sloth love Jordan!"

corduroypants--Coach Gill and his daughter are wishing they'd never climbed the beanstalk.

racerx--Celebrity News: Jordan Gill Weds Troll from Harry Potter

Onward to Star Wars/economy jokes as Darth Vader visits Wall Street!

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