Caption Contest: Stock Vader



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Comments

Badgerboy 12 years, 11 months ago

Dressed in near perfect camouflage, a cadre of Wall Street CEOs, led by Ben Bernanke (foreground), move silently through the NYSE on their way to command central.

chewyfally 12 years, 11 months ago

No wonder the economy's in the crapper.

Jaminrawk 12 years, 11 months ago

After learning that many imperial commodity stocks took a sharp dive today one trader, a Mr. D. Vader, noted that he hadn't felt this dejected since he first viewed the Phantom Menace.

ObiWan 12 years, 11 months ago

The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.

fsluke 12 years, 11 months ago

A heated conversation broke out this morning on the trading floor at the NYSE. During the discussion Darth Vader was overheard to have said to Grand Moff Tarkin, "Your over-confidence is your weakness," to which Tarkin responded, "The diversification of your retirement portfolio in Alderaan stocks is yours."

MyName 12 years, 11 months ago

When asked to comment about whether the latest recovery package was a success, the new Commerce Secretary replied: "I find your lack of faith, disturbing".

corduroypants 12 years, 11 months ago

"Jesus. I really took it in the Imperial shorts today."

Keith 12 years, 11 months ago

Where is my emperor? I was told Joe Lieberman would be here today.

lazz 12 years, 11 months ago

Sheesh, and I thought I was the master of the Dark Side ...

friedpoke 12 years, 11 months ago

So, wait, if the emperor is Dick Cheney then I am ... no, no, Nooooooooo!

jehovah_bob 12 years, 11 months ago

"I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!"

gavon 12 years, 11 months ago

Good job, dudes! Take a deep whiff of your own musky victory!

Winner: corduroypants "Madoff, I am your father!"

Runners up:

MyName When asked to comment about whether the latest recovery package was a success, the new Commerce Secretary replied: "I find your lack of faith, disturbing".

Keith Where is my emperor? I was told Joe Lieberman would be here today.

Badgerboy Dressed in near perfect camouflage, a cadre of Wall Street CEOs, led by Ben Bernanke (foreground), move silently through the NYSE on their way to command central.

Now let's get into the whole winter wonderland spirit with a dog on a snow sled!

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