The Apes of Wrath






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  1. lazz (anonymous) says…

    "You kill't my pa, copper ..."

  2. cakefever (anonymous) says…

    CHiMPs

  3. Keith (anonymous) says…

    You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold, dead hands. Or, give me a banana for it, whatever.

  4. MyName (anonymous) says…

    Guns don't kill people, but monkeys with guns do!

  5. monkeyboots (anonymous) says…

    Uh-oh, looks like monkeyboots is out of Xanax again.

  6. jniccum (Jon Niccum) says…

    And to think you complained when I was only throwing feces ...

  7. witchfindergeneral (anonymous) says…

    Say hello to my little friend!

  8. witchfindergeneral (anonymous) says…

    Unnatural selection.

  9. witchfindergeneral (anonymous) says…

    Monkey see, monkey shoot.

  10. altheasus (Althea Schnacke) says…

    Quentin Tarantino has finally gone too far.

  11. Joel (Joel Mathis) says…

    President Bush is certainly enjoying his retirement.

    Hay-ooooh!

  12. Joel (Joel Mathis) says…

    And honestly, I can't even believe I'm the first one to make that joke.

  13. gavon (Gavon Laessig) says…

    Bush jokes...that is SUCH a pre-January 20th mentality, Joel. Talk about dated. And now, a 1970s movie gag!

    "Dirty, Hairy."

  14. alm77 (anonymous) says…

    In the end, it was Bear who shot the Sheriff.

  15. pea (anonymous) says…

    What Would Travis Do?

  16. PatrickJoseph (Patrick Giroux) says…

    Oh,no Jojo!

  17. corduroypants (anonymous) says…

    That chimp is bananas! b-a-n-a-n-a-s!

  18. cakefever (anonymous) says…

    Bubbles' Revenge

  19. corduroypants (anonymous) says…

    A thousand monkeys at a thousand typewriters could write better captions.

  20. corduroypants (anonymous) says…

    Show Me the Monkey!

  21. corduroypants (anonymous) says…

    Pistol Packin' Primate

  22. corduroypants (anonymous) says…

    That gun is known as the "Organ Grinder."

  23. mahaunte (anonymous) says…

    say intelligent design again, bitch!

  24. friedpoke (anonymous) says…

    I got yer natural selection right here!

  25. lostblend (Keith Campbell) says…

    Bepo the Super Monkey was tired of fair fights and decided to up the ante by bringing a gun to a poo throwing fight.

  26. lostblend (Keith Campbell) says…

    Beppo began to grin. It was a mocking, sardonic grin. Beppo knew that Bubbles, with his large pile of poo, was supremely confident that he had the upper hand in their showdown. Beppo knew Bubbles's confidence would soon be shattered. Beppo didn't bring poo. Beppo was going to up the ante. Beppo was packing a .45 automatic, a weapon he knew was much more effective than any poo that Bubbles could fling. Bring on your poo, was all Beppo could think as he slowly took aim and began to squeeze the trigger.

  27. corduroypants (anonymous) says…

    As this monkey's uncle, I could have seen this coming.

  28. DOTDOT (anonymous) says…

    Solidarity goes militia.

  29. bwoodard (Bill Woodard) says…

    "I know what you're thinking, banana thief. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself, and being a chimp, I'm not so good at the whole counting thing anyway. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?"

  30. bwoodard (Bill Woodard) says…

    Mo monkey, mo problems.

  31. gavon (Gavon Laessig) says…

    So many lovelies to choose from, but I'm bound out of contractual obligation to break hearts. The winner this week, recognizing Darwin's recent birthday, is witchfindergeneral with:

    "Unnatural Selection."

    Congrats, newbie!

  32. chewyfally (Falestine Afani Ruzik) says…

    Monkey goes ape shit.

  33. witchfindergeneral (anonymous) says…

    All right! Thank you for selecting me, Gavon!

  34. greenlid79 (anonymous) says…

    Hello. My name is Enigo Montoya. You capped my father. Prepare to die.