NSFW: You should see his Donkey Kong





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cakefever 12 years, 2 months ago

Since when did Pac-Man have one brown eye?

cakefever 12 years, 2 months ago

Well, it was a safer choice than Space Invaders.

corduroypants 12 years, 2 months ago

Unfortunately, he was later diagnosed with Asteroids.

cakefever 12 years, 2 months ago

Some Preparation H would clear that right up.

lazz 12 years, 2 months ago

Why couldn't it have been Ms. PacMan?

lazz 12 years, 2 months ago

Whatever that tattoo artist got paid, it wasn't enough.

Shelby 12 years, 2 months ago

That tattoo artist isn't great, some of it is slightly asskew.

monkeyboots 12 years, 2 months ago

A Nintendo spokesperson said they plan to launch the new "Wii Fit: Prison Shower" interactive game later this month.

jartsu37 12 years, 2 months ago

I think the caption should just be the sound pacman makes when he gets eatin by a ghost...ber-reer-reer-reh....something like that

sparkly 12 years, 2 months ago

oh no! look out for Ender's little friend, Bean.

cakefever 12 years, 2 months ago

So, is Pac-Man eating the 'magical' fruit?

sparkly 12 years, 2 months ago

So does volume control activate his "toots?"

cakefever 12 years, 2 months ago

Ah, a textbook example of the symptoms of PacManingitis.

corduroypants 12 years, 2 months ago

If I get high score, I'm NOT entering my initials.

corduroypants 12 years, 2 months ago

Wanna get kinky? Make it a two-player game.

corduroypants 12 years, 2 months ago

Sadly, I think the other side is Centipede.

lazz 12 years, 2 months ago

Does this version come with a custom sound-effects card?

cakefever 12 years, 2 months ago

Oh! I've seen this game before in the backroom at Dave & Buster's.

lazz 12 years, 2 months ago

In 1769, the great Maori warriors of New Zealand proudly introduced their Moko traditions to Capt. Cook, who, duly fascinated, make careful, intricate drawings of the skin art and took great pains to safely deliver the drawings, two years later, to his enraptured homeland.And now ... two and a half centuries further on ... this.

corduroypants 12 years, 2 months ago

Don't even ask where the power pellets are located.

cakefever 12 years, 2 months ago

CrackMan is WAY more preferable than SackMan, as far as I'm concerned.

cakefever 12 years, 2 months ago

Classically, PacMan only ate fruit and not fudge, but hey, whatever.

corduroypants 12 years, 2 months ago

Huh. I don't remember a seeing a gerbil in Pac-Man.

corduroypants 12 years, 2 months ago

So, if this is a table-top version, it'd be pressed ham under glass?

cakefever 12 years, 2 months ago

I've only seen the game in cabinets, not a can.

TheEleventhStephanie 12 years, 2 months ago

Cherries, strawberries, apples...hey, there was never CORN in this game!

corduroypants 12 years, 2 months ago

The wider the Pac-Man, the deeper the quicksand.

corduroypants 12 years, 2 months ago

"What's it look like in there Doc?" "Well, looks like we've found Frogger."

corduroypants 12 years, 2 months ago

Huh. I don't remember a starfish in Pac-Man either.

corduroypants 12 years, 2 months ago

Junk to the front and Pac in the back! Aw yeah!

corduroypants 12 years, 2 months ago

Video games and man ass. Reminds me of my fraternity.

corduroypants 12 years, 2 months ago

"That's the last time I pass out in an arcade."

corduroypants 12 years, 2 months ago

This guy will do anything to win Bromance!

corduroypants 12 years, 2 months ago

Watch out for the newest ghost. They call him Tainty.

AlAlvin 12 years, 2 months ago

Something tells me the cherries shouldn't be on there.

meggers 12 years, 2 months ago

High score wins free game. orChange return lever on other side. Please don't kick the machine.

cakefever 12 years, 2 months ago

Even with no eyes, PacMan has seen horrible, horrible things.

lazz 12 years, 2 months ago

"I really like you, you know. You're so funny! I've really enjoyed the time we've spent together these past couple of weeks. More than I thought I would.""Thanks, sweetie, me too. You know that.""Yeah ... so ... I'm wondering ... maybe it's time we ... I mean we're both single ... we've had this nice bottle of wine, the candles are lit, your roommates won't be back for hours ... maybe we could put some nice music ... and ... you know ... go back to your bedroom ...""Oh, sweetie, I'd really like that. ... But ... well, first there's probably something I should tell you ... I don't really know how to say this ... So ... Do you remember that game from when we were kids, Pac-Man?"

lazz 12 years, 2 months ago

Well ... looks like ol' Bob finally cracked up ...

MrSnotWhiskers 12 years, 2 months ago

I USED to play Pac-Man thinking there was no end in sight.... not anymore.

corduroypants 12 years, 2 months ago

Some of the comments have hit rock bottom.

meggers 12 years, 2 months ago

When Bobby won a free game, he was beside himself with excitement. Unfortunately, it didn't turn out to be all it was cracked up to be.

meggers 12 years, 2 months ago

Hey, pack this shit, man!(I'm going straight to hell)

smerdyakov 12 years, 2 months ago

TheEleventhStephanie— HAHAHAHAHAhah ahahah ha...ew

lazz 12 years, 2 months ago

sent along from a non-posting friend:"In a pathetic attempt to one-up his girlfriend's tramp stamp, Steve accidentally invents the fag tag."

monkeyboots 12 years, 2 months ago

OMG, Lazz! You just made me shoot beer outta my nose! (Didn't have anything to do with the post, though, heh heh...) Fag tag! You're it!

MrSnotWhiskers 12 years, 2 months ago

oh pants, you want rock bottom? here you go!FudgePacMan

corduroypants 12 years, 2 months ago

"Now on the 2nd level, you may experience some mild discomfort."rubber glove snap

corduroypants 12 years, 2 months ago

"Mom! Can I have a quarter and some KY? Pleeaase!"

corduroypants 12 years, 2 months ago

I think I saw this on a very special episode of Diff'rent Strokes.

corduroypants 12 years, 2 months ago

OK, who's got next?!! Guys? Hello? Anyone?

corduroypants 12 years, 2 months ago

I haven't seen that much pasty white since I toured the Elmer's factory.

corduroypants 12 years, 2 months ago

No biggie. I have Pong tattooed on my ass.

MrSnotWhiskers 12 years, 2 months ago

"It's not moving, I think the screen froze... it's kind of clammy too"

MrSnotWhiskers 12 years, 2 months ago

A, B, Left, B, Up, Down...Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down

MrSnotWhiskers 12 years, 2 months ago

That's gonna come back and bite him in the ass.

MrSnotWhiskers 12 years, 2 months ago

"Dude, you can't just go jammin' quarters in there, look, it only takes tokens"

cakefever 12 years, 2 months ago

"HUGE GAME BLOWOUT! Only at Crazy Larrys! ALL GAMES MUST GO! We've got games coming out the ass! SALE....Sale...sale..."

cakefever 12 years, 2 months ago

I take this to mean that Hot Topic does tattoos now.

cakefever 12 years, 2 months ago

What has two cheeks and a mouth but no eyes, ears, or nose?

gavon 12 years, 2 months ago

The WINNAH!TheEleventhStephanie: "Cherries, strawberries, apples...hey, there was never CORN in this game!"Congrats on the scat!

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