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   gavon (Gavon Laessig) says…

   Introducing Mark Mangino's new line of marital aids for the plus sized couple! Say hello to the Splayhawk! (patent pending, do not operate under the influence of gravy)

   January 6, 2009 at 2:06 p.m.

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   Keith (anonymous) says…

   Coach Mangino debuts the new Marching Band instrument, the French Football Horn.

   January 6, 2009 at 3:51 p.m.

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   chewyfally (Falestine Afani Ruzik) says…

   Dr. Jones. Again we see there is nothing you can possess which I cannot take away.

   January 6, 2009 at 6:26 p.m.

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   chewyfally (Falestine Afani Ruzik) says…

   So once again, Jones, what was briefly yours is now mine.

   January 6, 2009 at 6:27 p.m.

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   Keith (anonymous) says…

   I had my tapeworm bronzed!

   January 6, 2009 at 7:14 p.m.

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   bloozman (anonymous) says…

   Hey, Mark! Don't bogart that ... oh, what the hell. Pass me that hookah!

   January 7, 2009 at 11:20 a.m.

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   srndur (Wendy Smith) says…

   Just in Time...KU wins the Dali-Bowl!

   January 7, 2009 at 11:35 a.m.

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   monkeywrench (Tim vonHolten) says…

   look what i just dislodged from my colon!

   January 7, 2009 at 11:49 a.m.

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   Keith (anonymous) says…

   Look what I got at 3rd Planet's 'Going out of Bongness" sale.

   January 7, 2009 at 1:08 p.m.

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    momsy (anonymous) says…

    "I hold the conch!!"

    January 7, 2009 at 1:46 p.m.

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    DOTDOT (anonymous) says…

    monkeywrench short circuited my entire train of thought.

    January 7, 2009 at 2 p.m.

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    PatrickJoseph (Patrick Giroux) says…

    Fear the "Jazzy Spiral."

    January 7, 2009 at 2:15 p.m.

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    turdfurgeson (anonymous) says…

    B-u-r-r-i-t-o...

    January 7, 2009 at 4:20 p.m.

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    PorkchopSandwiches (anonymous) says…

    Over Compensating... Perhaps

    January 7, 2009 at 4:43 p.m.

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    cakefever (anonymous) says…

    A shiny bloated thing. And his trophy.

    January 7, 2009 at 5:19 p.m.

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    Shelby (anonymous) says…

    Cakefever gets my vote!And Chewyfally.This is a good one.My feeble contribution:"i can haz trofee?"

    January 7, 2009 at 5:57 p.m.

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    davisnin (anonymous) says…

    68 hotdogs in 10 minutes

    January 7, 2009 at 8:28 p.m.

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    Kenard (anonymous) says…

    HUSH! Piggy holds the conch, let him speak.

    January 8, 2009 at 11:09 p.m.

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    DOTDOT (anonymous) says…

    Mangino squeezes one off.

    January 9, 2009 at 4:14 p.m.

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    gavon (Gavon Laessig) says…

    This may ignite a firestorm of controversy, but I'm giving a joint award to Kenard and Momsy for their "Lord of the Flies" riffing. Momsy got there first:"I hold the conch!!"But Kenard fleshed it out:"HUSH! Piggy holds the conch, let him speak."Literate with a hint of fat-kid-joke...my kind of cocktail.

    January 12, 2009 at 5:41 p.m.

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    momsy (anonymous) says…

    A joint award is the best award.....wink wink.

    January 13, 2009 at 12:58 a.m.

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    DOTDOT (anonymous) says…

    I hereby declare, by the power invested in me through cowardly anonymity, monkeywrench, DOTDOT, and turdferguson joint custodians of the illiterate but critical turd (the key to all happiness) reference.

    January 13, 2009 at 10:22 a.m.

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    DOTDOT (anonymous) says…

    Oh, if I missed anybody it's because I didn't get it. And if I didn't get it, it doesn't count.

    January 13, 2009 at 10:24 a.m.

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