Self Abuse



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  1. PatrickJoseph (Patrick Giroux) says…

    BOOSH!!

  2. corduroypants (anonymous) says…

    "Nothin' little about you big guy! WHAP!"

  3. corduroypants (anonymous) says…

    "Sorry, Mario. New directive from Homeland Security."

  4. corduroypants (anonymous) says…

    "Put that in your pocket and don' let nobody hock it!"

  5. corduroypants (anonymous) says…

    "Coach, I told you. I don't need any talcum down there."

  6. corduroypants (anonymous) says…

    "So, this is where the horse bit you?"

  7. corduroypants (anonymous) says…

    Self Makes a Man

  8. corduroypants (anonymous) says…

    whoomp! There it is!

  9. corduroypants (anonymous) says…

    "I do feel it Mario. This side is definitely tingling."

  10. corduroypants (anonymous) says…

    Coach Steals a Feel of Buns of Steel

  11. corduroypants (anonymous) says…

    As a wise man once proclaimed, "call me Big Daddy when you back that azz up."

  12. Handsome_Rob (anonymous) says…

    creation of man

  13. JSeraphim (anonymous) says…

    Little my ass!

  14. JSeraphim (anonymous) says…

    Little, your ass!

  15. JSeraphim (anonymous) says…

    Your ass little my ass!

  16. monkeyboots (anonymous) says…

    Jeez, coach, at least offer to buy him dinner first!

  17. lostblend (Keith Campbell) says…

    Get your Self a Little!

  18. corduroypants (anonymous) says…

    Rather ironically, Self gets to second base during a basketball game.

  19. JJE007 (anonymous) says…

    smartass!
    damn you AND your super glue, Little!

  20. witchfindergeneral (anonymous) says…

    And one!

    Or....

    And one bun!

  21. friedpoke (anonymous) says…

    Wow, that is little!

  22. aks7 (anonymous) says…

    Gettin a Little a$$

  23. corduroypants (anonymous) says…

    judo chop!

  24. corduroypants (anonymous) says…

    They say this cat Self is a bad mother....shut your mouth!

    i'm talkin' 'bout Self....then we can dig it!

  25. cakefever (anonymous) says…

    "I don't want anybody else, when I think about you I touch my Self.. OH OH OH"

  26. cakefever (anonymous) says…

    Giddy-up!

  27. sparkly (anonymous) says…

    Little man, big surprise!

  28. sparkly (anonymous) says…

    It's just a Little bromance

  29. cakefever (anonymous) says…

    Baby got Backboard.

  30. sparkly (anonymous) says…

    Hit me with your best shot, fire away!

  31. cakefever (anonymous) says…

    He's causing a rumpus.

  32. sparkly (anonymous) says…

    Little People, Big World

  33. sparkly (anonymous) says…

    Shake it fast, watch yo' Self

  34. sparkly (anonymous) says…

    Self-imposed

  35. cakefever (anonymous) says…

    Badonka-Dunk.

  36. cakefever (anonymous) says…

    Self Help

  37. alm77 (anonymous) says…

    I'd tap that.

  38. corduroypants (anonymous) says…

    Backcourt Violation.

  39. corduroypants (anonymous) says…

    "My name is Bill Self! And I'm here to recruit you!"

  40. stiemann (anonymous) says…

    Show me on the dolly where coach encouraged you.

  41. cakefever (anonymous) says…

    A Little Self ASSessment goes a long way.

  42. corduroypants (anonymous) says…

    "I like Little butts and I cannot lie!"

  43. gavon (Gavon Laessig) says…

    Everyone was firing at all smart-ass cylinders this week, and I wish I could hug you all, but I'd like to welcome a newbie to the winner's circle. Congratulations, aks7! You take it with this so-obvious-yet-so-perfect-and-why-didn't-I-think-of-it-first caption:

    "Gettin a Little a$$"

    Honorable mention for cakefever's "I don't want anybody else, when I think about you I touch my Self.. oh oh oh." i used to compulsively masturbate to the Divinlys. Thank you for triggering some fond memories.

  44. cakefever (anonymous) says…

    Don't you mean "fondle memories?"

  45. corduroypants (anonymous) says…

    Wanks for the memories.

  46. corduroypants (anonymous) says…

    Tucchus a long time to think of these...

  47. cakefever (anonymous) says…

    Oh ha ha. You think you're so fanny?

  48. corduroypants (anonymous) says…

    Ever been to Wisconsin? They have Dairy Air.

  49. cakefever (anonymous) says…

    ...I have no rebuttal. I have never left Kansass.

  50. corduroypants (anonymous) says…

    So cheeky.