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  1. gavon (Gavon Laessig) says…

    Sorry, everyone! I was held in quarantine by CDC officials all of last week. Sheesh, you spit blood in the face of one little infant on an airplane and everyone FREAKS the f*ck out...don't tread on me or my rage virus, Uncle Sam!

    Speaking of infections, enjoy the above image.

    We have an accelerated schedule this week (I'll have to pick a winner by Monday afternoon), so get crackin' you crazy Captioneers!

  2. witchfindergeneral (anonymous) says…

    The true origin of Swine Flu is more adorable than previously suspected.

  3. cakefever (anonymous) says…

    Harlot's Web

  4. cakefever (anonymous) says…

    "Hey Babe, let's pork"

  5. sparkly (anonymous) says…

    Itttttttttttttttt's BACON!!!!!

  6. sparkly (anonymous) says…

    wassup bro-ham?

  7. sparkly (anonymous) says…

    pork tender loin.

  8. cakefever (anonymous) says…

    Baby's got back bacon

  9. cakefever (anonymous) says…

    Assaulted Bacon

  10. corduroypants (anonymous) says…

    Jimmy Dean Jr. learning the family business.

  11. cakefever (anonymous) says…

    "Oh, you're bacon me crazy"

  12. cakefever (anonymous) says…

    "Oink! Thank you princess! I'm cured!"

  13. sparkly (anonymous) says…

    The next morning, little Jimmy learned never to kiss and tell.

  14. sparkly (anonymous) says…

    It was love at first bite

  15. corduroypants (anonymous) says…

    Who wants sloppy seconds?

  16. cakefever (anonymous) says…

    That's not Kosher!

  17. sparkly (anonymous) says…

    I pork, you pine

  18. cakefever (anonymous) says…

    Save your pork, there's pie.

  19. sparkly (anonymous) says…

    I snog, you hog?

  20. cakefever (anonymous) says…

    all men are pigs

  21. sparkly (anonymous) says…

    Hey little rescue ranger, you make my tail spin.

  22. cakefever (anonymous) says…

    "I'll even make you breakfast... heh heh heh"

  23. cakefever (anonymous) says…

    "Is this where I put the coins in?"

  24. corduroypants (anonymous) says…

    "You are so round, so firm, so fully packed."

  25. corduroypants (anonymous) says…

    This child is obviously French.

  26. cakefever (anonymous) says…

    "Babe, I love you but your place is a pigsty"

  27. corduroypants (anonymous) says…

    Welcome to the Bob Evans petting Zoo.

  28. cakefever (anonymous) says…

    "Oooo, you give me fever *bum* bum* bum* when you kiss me..."

  29. cakefever (anonymous) says…

    Chubby Chaser

  30. cakefever (anonymous) says…

    Kermit's gonna be mad.

  31. cakefever (anonymous) says…

    They would later reunite in high school, on mystery-meat Friday.

  32. lazz (anonymous) says…

    Visible in the background is one sandaled foot presumably NOT belonging to the World's Greatest Dad.

  33. alm77 (anonymous) says…

    lazz, I'm with you. My sister-in-law said "My first reaction would /not/ have been to grad a camera!"

  34. alm77 (anonymous) says…

    lazz, I'm with you. My sister-in-law said "My first reaction would /not/ have been to grab a camera!"

  35. monkeyboots (anonymous) says…

    "C'mon, sweetie - daddy's going to take you to see the chickens next!"

  36. monkeyboots (anonymous) says…

    baby: the other white meat.

  37. monkeyboots (anonymous) says…

    With increased protest from PETA over animal testing practices, and with mounting pressure from the CDC, Merck goes straight to field trials with the new vaccine.

  38. Dazie (Aileen Dingus) says…

    With KTEC funding cut, KU researchers have resorted to less expensive methods of testing.

    (building on Monkeyboots!)

  39. monkeyboots (anonymous) says…

    (Let's don't forget to throw one out for dot dot):

    When
    Mommy's
    Drinking

  40. gavon (Gavon Laessig) says…

    Thanks, y'all, for busting ass and busting guts! That may have been the fastest "O Caption..." contest in all of human history.

    The winner is witchfindergeneral with:

    "The true origin of Swine Flu is more adorable than previously suspected."

    I promise that wasn't picked that because I'm lazy and didn't read beyond the first entry. Promise.

  41. MjA (MJ Allen) says…

    I believe this is an album cover for the band Heavy Petting Zoo.

  42. monkeyboots (anonymous) says…

    (Sigh.)

    So much effort. So little recognition.

  43. MjA (MJ Allen) says…

    I am suggesting Gavon's comment be removed.

  44. lazz (anonymous) says…

    Oh go kiss a pig.

  45. monkeyboots (anonymous) says…

    Ha! MJ made me chortle.

  46. gavon (Gavon Laessig) says…

    Put up or shut up, Allen!

  47. witchfindergeneral (anonymous) says…

    Hurrah! Now I'm 2 for...5? Maybe 6...

    I'm surprised I was only one who mentioned H1N1...the connection seemed fairly obvious. Or perhaps I was just the first person to mention it...

  48. corduroypants (anonymous) says…

    Guess I didn't ham it up enough.

  49. MjA (MJ Allen) says…

    i did put up! Apparently just seconds after you chose the "winner".

    And, I'm going to suggest your last comment be removed as well.

  50. gavon (Gavon Laessig) says…

    You're right, witchfindergeneral, you gained the edge by staking a claim in the current events petri dish.

    And Maggie...I'll see YOU in the next thread! It's effing ON, wisenheimer!

    http://www.lawrence.com/weblogs/capti...

  51. DOTDOT (anonymous) says…

    I couldn't beat this.

    Posted on Elborak's Myopia on or about 4/30/09.

    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Dui8IAY9uqg...

  52. DOTDOT (anonymous) says…

    Wow!
    Monkeyboots
    Delivers!

  53. monkeyboots (anonymous) says…

    As always, thank you dotdot.

    And for the record, Gavon and Witchypoo? Um, hello? "Daddy's going to take you to see the chickens next"? "Merck goes straight to field trials..."? Not exactly what you might call thinly veiled references, now, were they? Too esoteric?

    ppthflbt!

  54. gavon (Gavon Laessig) says…

    Don't get your pouch in a twist, monkeyboots! Your contributions were awesome, but not the sort of unfiltered swine flu humor I was scouting for. I'm not good at the, how you say? Ah, yes..."subtlety."

    Bean me over the head with more funny in the new contest!

  55. monkeyboots (anonymous) says…

    I'm just sayin', witchfindergeneral's SO not the ONLY one who mentioned it...

    (Hack hack sneeze.)

    Must go now. Have funny, flu-like feeling coming over me.

  56. Murph912 (anonymous) says…

    PROOF: at least they can't blame this one on the gays!