Lawrence.com weblogs O Caption! My Caption!

Posted by Gavon Laessig November 19, 2009 at 6 a.m.

Anger Manginoment



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Awaiting your caption ... post below!




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  1. davidw494 (anonymous) says…

    That's my (*&^&%$%&*ing turkey leg; you leave it alone!!!!!!!!!!

  2. chewyfally (Falestine Afani Ruzik) says…

    "Those are NOT spirit fingers!! these!!! are spirit fingers!!!!"

  3. chewyfally (Falestine Afani Ruzik) says…

    "I said Beyonce had one of the best albums of all time!!"

  4. chewyfally (Falestine Afani Ruzik) says…

    "What was briefly yours is now mine, Dr. Jones!"

  5. Shelby (anonymous) says…

    Whatever he's pointing at, so is the 'O Caption, My Caption' guy.

    Anyway.....here's my attempt:

    "Hey, you come back here with my job!"

  6. acornwebworks (Kendall Simmons) says…

    "Excuse me sir, but I really do have a parking permit for this loading zone. It's right there on the windshield...right where I'm pointing, sir."

  7. atmerrick (anonymous) says…

    "You're lucky I'm wearing cords today, or I'd be right over there to bring the pain!"

  8. easpray (anonymous) says…

    "Hey!! I thought Perkins told you bozos to stop ticketing me! you're not even real cops!"

  9. yed (anonymous) says…

    "Punch the keys for God's sake!"

  10. browden (anonymous) says…

    "You WILL pull my finger!!!"

  11. Shelby (anonymous) says…

    "Does that billboard say...wait, yes it does! The McRib is back!!!"

  12. yed (anonymous) says…

    (shameless tie in for the screaming goat)

    "muuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

  13. 0426Roses (anonymous) says…

    WALDO!!!!!!

  14. alm77 (anonymous) says…

    Not originally mine, but still funny:

    Mangino and the Invisible Vending Machine

  15. wheelscomeoff (anonymous) says…

    serenity now!!!!

  16. wheelscomeoff (anonymous) says…

    no more wire hangers!

  17. easpray (anonymous) says…

    "How come Coach Self gets one of those and I don't!?!"

  18. jasonX (anonymous) says…

    "i hate that hedgehog!!"

  19. DOTDOT (anonymous) says…

    Another day at the orifice?

  20. DOTDOT (anonymous) says…

    Wide
    Mouth
    Declarations

  21. monkeyboots (anonymous) says…

    (With a nod to dotdot)

    Where's
    My
    DINNER?!??

  22. jonescoleman (anonymous) says…

    Don't make me use this... I WILL poke you!

  23. tony88 (anonymous) says…

    "i said 'rare'!! get it right or i'll send you back to st. louis where you'll be serving salisbury steak to your laymen homies!"

  24. yed (anonymous) says…

    pull
    my
    finger!!!!!

  25. yed (anonymous) says…

    If you don't mind, would you please try to play with some discipline today? I don't want you guys screwing up all the time like you did under coach Allen. He was such a nice guy, so I'll be your friend too if you please just please try just a little harder. That would make me so happy and proud of you! Here, have some snacks.

  26. corduroypants (anonymous) says…

    I assume the man next to him is named Jake.

  27. corduroypants (anonymous) says…

    "me want food!"

  28. corduroypants (anonymous) says…

    Oh the Hugemanity!

  29. corduroypants (anonymous) says…

    Ham-Handed Head Hawk Hocks Up Ham Hock

  30. Murph912 (anonymous) says…

    "HEY- fat girls need love too!"

    "i love you too todd!"

    "Are you crying Nancy? I'll give you something to cry about!!"

    "Is Mangino gonna have to choke a bitch?!"

    -rotflmfao

  31. shutyourface (anonymous) says…

    "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhfuck it, i'll have corndogs."
    .....or...
    For some people, in the angry midst of a paining heart attack, they visualize a bright, glowing light at the top of stunning, majestic stairs. For him, something more accessible.
    ....or maybe...
    for the first time in his life, he was granted a blessed opportunity to unleash a booming "hey! you! lose some weight, fatass!" at someone else.

  32. shutyourface (anonymous) says…

    "i'm pissed drunk and mad as hell and i'll beat your ass!"

  33. friedpoke (anonymous) says…

    Listen buster, I can cram more food into the end of my finger than you can eat in a week!

  34. deadanimals (anonymous) says…

    Bulimia... fail?

  35. gavon (Gavon Laessig) says…

    This week's O Caption was more stuffed than Mangino himself! Boy, I'm not sure what I'm going to do if he's fired...who, then, shall I make sub-junior high fat jokes about?

    Winner:

    Shelby-"Does that billboard say...wait, yes it does! The McRib is back!!!"

    Runners Up:
    corduroypants-I assume the man next to him is named Jake.

    yed-pull my finger!!!!!

    alm77-Mangino and the Invisible Vending Machine

    easpray-"Hey!! I thought Perkins told you bozos to stop ticketing me! you're not even real cops!"

    0426Roses-"WALDO!!!!!"

    Next up for your captioning amusement, Twilight fans!

    http://www.lawrence.com/weblogs/capti...

  36. corduroypants (anonymous) says…

    I loved the McRib caption...I lol'ed

  37. DOTDOT (anonymous) says…

    Yeah, but I l'ed ol

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