Caption Contest: Letterman Behaving Badly



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  1. gavon (Gavon Laessig) says…

    According to his intern, it's more like "Top 5-and-a-half."

  2. chewyfally (Falestine Afani Ruzik) says…

    I shoulda had a V-8.

  3. lazz (anonymous) says…

    The Fall of the House of Carson

  4. mcgovernn (George McGovernn) says…

    He got a bird in his mouth!

  5. Shelby (anonymous) says…

    What a tool!

  6. DOTDOT (anonymous) says…

    Please. Do NOT pull my finger.

  7. corduroypants (anonymous) says…

    Know your cuts of meat, indeed.

  8. corduroypants (anonymous) says…

    Please don't tell us what a "Ménage à Biff" means.

  9. corduroypants (anonymous) says…

    Worldwide Pants-Off

  10. meggers (anonymous) says…

    Who wants to meet Mr. Creepy?

  11. meggers (anonymous) says…

    Oral sex makes my lips swell.

  12. victoria_ashley (anonymous) says…

    BUSTED.

  13. DOTDOT (anonymous) says…

    "The National Organization for Women has released a statement condemning my actions as causing a toxic work environment for the women on my staff that I did not have sex with. I agree with their assessment, and will live the rest of my life with regret that I did not have sex with them all."

  14. CMYKnot (anonymous) says…

    Said one of his staff "He really gets turned on by his home state, during sex he kept yelling 'hoosier daddy!'"

  15. cakefever (anonymous) says…

    "Paul, one of the pages is hitting on me, what should I do?"
    "Aww, just let 'er, man"

  16. gramoo (anonymous) says…

    "But...it was consensual!"

  17. corduroypants (anonymous) says…

    Stupid Heavy-Petting Tricks

  18. gavon (Gavon Laessig) says…

    The pickings this week were thinner than a Ralph Lauen model! Yowza! The small number of offerings made it easier to select the winners, I suppose.

    Winner:
    corduroypants: "Worldwide Pants-Off"

    Runners up:

    cakefever: "Paul, one of the pages is hitting on me, what should I do?"
    "Aww, just let 'er, man"

    CMYKnot: "Said one of his staff 'He really gets turned on by his home state, during sex he kept yelling 'hoosier daddy!''"

    dotdot: "The National Organization for Women has released a statement condemning my actions as causing a toxic work environment for the women on my staff that I did not have sex with. I agree with their assessment, and will live the rest of my life with regret that I did not have sex with them all."

    Unfortunately, DOTDOT, we couldn't print yours due to length (and the inevitable angry letters to the editor).

    Now, onward to zombie puns!

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  19. DOTDOT (anonymous) says…

    Wimps.

  20. DOTDOT (anonymous) says…

    I meant wimps. ;)

  21. alm77 (anonymous) says…

    My brother is in NYC for fall break and got tickets to see Letterman today!! I'm so excited, (and it's sort of relevant) I had to share the news!!