Caption Contest: Lights, Camera, Jackson!



—photo from AP

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Comments

gavon 10 years, 9 months ago

"No nachos for me, thanks...cheese is absolute murder to get out of sequins."

George McGovernn 10 years, 9 months ago

"Bring me popcorn. I will eat it. I will eat that popcorn."

cakefever 10 years, 9 months ago

"No no no, I'm not dressed up, I'm Adam Lambert."

cakefever 10 years, 9 months ago

The Soul Plane sure fits a lot of people.

cakefever 10 years, 9 months ago

Famous entertainers are entitled special privileges: BOTH armrests.

idarastar 10 years, 9 months ago

"just scoot over a little bit. I am NOT into you..."

cakefever 10 years, 9 months ago

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Michael Jackson" "Interrupting Micha-" "WOOOOOO!"

cakefever 10 years, 9 months ago

"No man, you're doing it wrong. The gloved hand doesn't go on the hot dog.. well, it does but... Oh, nevermind."

Keith 10 years, 9 months ago

No, you see, this hand, without the glove, that's what the tissues are for.

cakefever 10 years, 9 months ago

Disco Freddy Kruger should have picked a different movie.

friedpoke 10 years, 9 months ago

Umm, dude I think you were supposed to dress up as Michael, not Tito.

Keith 10 years, 9 months ago

That big glove don't fit, you must be a twit.

DOTDOT 10 years, 9 months ago

Naw, naw, naw. You ain't white enough to be Michael.

bloozman 10 years, 9 months ago

"And if Janet or LaToya show up, see, first I'll grab 'em like this, see, and then ..."

lazz 10 years, 9 months ago

Have you guys been to the movies lately? That's about 35 bucks worth of snacks they have there. hey, not sayin', i'm just sayin' ...

cakefever 10 years, 9 months ago

"As far as I'm concerned, THESE are the Jackson 5."

corduroypants 10 years, 9 months ago

"And this is my pimp hand. Just ask Macaulay."

corduroypants 10 years, 9 months ago

"You know, Jesus Juice goes great with nachos."

corduroypants 10 years, 9 months ago

That looks like a nice theatre. Obviously, this wasn't taken in Lawrence.

obiwankenobi 10 years, 9 months ago

Those aren't the nachos you're looking for.

D2585 10 years, 9 months ago

' Hey Mikey, know what kind of cheese isn't yo cheese?... Nacho cheese fool ! '

gavon 10 years, 9 months ago

Good job, gang! Can I call you gang? Too late. On with the formalities...

Winner!

cakefever: "No no no, I'm not dressed up, I'm Adam Lambert."

Runners Up!

friedpoke: Umm, dude I think you were supposed to dress up as Michael, not Tito.

corduroypants: "You know, Jesus Juice goes great with nachos."

Now it's a race to the first testicle joke with our next entry!

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