Caption Contest: Lights, Camera, Jackson!



—photo from AP

Awaiting your caption ... post below!




Comments

gavon 10 years ago

"No nachos for me, thanks...cheese is absolute murder to get out of sequins."

George McGovernn 10 years ago

"Bring me popcorn. I will eat it. I will eat that popcorn."

cakefever 10 years ago

"No no no, I'm not dressed up, I'm Adam Lambert."

cakefever 10 years ago

The Soul Plane sure fits a lot of people.

cakefever 10 years ago

Famous entertainers are entitled special privileges: BOTH armrests.

idarastar 10 years ago

"just scoot over a little bit. I am NOT into you..."

cakefever 10 years ago

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Michael Jackson" "Interrupting Micha-" "WOOOOOO!"

cakefever 10 years ago

"No man, you're doing it wrong. The gloved hand doesn't go on the hot dog.. well, it does but... Oh, nevermind."

Keith 10 years ago

No, you see, this hand, without the glove, that's what the tissues are for.

cakefever 10 years ago

Disco Freddy Kruger should have picked a different movie.

friedpoke 10 years ago

Umm, dude I think you were supposed to dress up as Michael, not Tito.

Keith 10 years ago

That big glove don't fit, you must be a twit.

DOTDOT 10 years ago

Naw, naw, naw. You ain't white enough to be Michael.

bloozman 10 years ago

"And if Janet or LaToya show up, see, first I'll grab 'em like this, see, and then ..."

lazz 10 years ago

Have you guys been to the movies lately? That's about 35 bucks worth of snacks they have there. hey, not sayin', i'm just sayin' ...

cakefever 10 years ago

"As far as I'm concerned, THESE are the Jackson 5."

corduroypants 10 years ago

"And this is my pimp hand. Just ask Macaulay."

corduroypants 10 years ago

"You know, Jesus Juice goes great with nachos."

corduroypants 10 years ago

That looks like a nice theatre. Obviously, this wasn't taken in Lawrence.

obiwankenobi 10 years ago

Those aren't the nachos you're looking for.

lazz 10 years ago

"He was this many years old."

D2585 10 years ago

' Hey Mikey, know what kind of cheese isn't yo cheese?... Nacho cheese fool ! '

gavon 10 years ago

Good job, gang! Can I call you gang? Too late. On with the formalities...

Winner!

cakefever: "No no no, I'm not dressed up, I'm Adam Lambert."

Runners Up!

friedpoke: Umm, dude I think you were supposed to dress up as Michael, not Tito.

corduroypants: "You know, Jesus Juice goes great with nachos."

Now it's a race to the first testicle joke with our next entry!

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