Caption Contest: Lights, Camera, Jackson!



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  1. gavon (Gavon Laessig) says…

    "No nachos for me, thanks...cheese is absolute murder to get out of sequins."

  2. mcgovernn (George McGovernn) says…

    "Bring me popcorn. I will eat it. I will eat that popcorn."

  3. cakefever (anonymous) says…

    "No no no, I'm not dressed up, I'm Adam Lambert."

  4. cakefever (anonymous) says…

    The Soul Plane sure fits a lot of people.

  5. cakefever (anonymous) says…

    Famous entertainers are entitled special privileges: BOTH armrests.

  6. idarastar (anonymous) says…

    "just scoot over a little bit. I am NOT into you..."

  7. cakefever (anonymous) says…

    "Knock Knock"
    "Who's there?"
    "Interrupting Michael Jackson"
    "Interrupting Micha-"
    "woooooo!"

  8. cakefever (anonymous) says…

    "No man, you're doing it wrong. The gloved hand doesn't go on the hot dog.. well, it does but... Oh, nevermind."

  9. Keith (anonymous) says…

    No, you see, this hand, without the glove, that's what the tissues are for.

  10. cakefever (anonymous) says…

    Disco Freddy Kruger should have picked a different movie.

  11. friedpoke (anonymous) says…

    Umm, dude I think you were supposed to dress up as Michael, not Tito.

  12. Keith (anonymous) says…

    That big glove don't fit, you must be a twit.

  13. DOTDOT (anonymous) says…

    Naw, naw, naw. You ain't white enough to be Michael.

  14. bloozman (anonymous) says…

    "And if Janet or LaToya show up, see, first I'll grab 'em like this, see, and then ..."

  15. lazz (anonymous) says…

    Have you guys been to the movies lately? That's about 35 bucks worth of snacks they have there.
    hey, not sayin', i'm just sayin' ...

  16. cakefever (anonymous) says…

    "As far as I'm concerned, THESE are the Jackson 5."

  17. corduroypants (anonymous) says…

    P.P.T. (Pretty Pathetic Things)

  18. corduroypants (anonymous) says…

    "And this is my pimp hand. Just ask Macaulay."

  19. corduroypants (anonymous) says…

    "You know, Jesus Juice goes great with nachos."

  20. corduroypants (anonymous) says…

    "Shamone, my brother."

  21. corduroypants (anonymous) says…

    That looks like a nice theatre. Obviously, this wasn't taken in Lawrence.

  22. obiwankenobi (anonymous) says…

    Those aren't the nachos you're looking for.

  23. lazz (anonymous) says…

    "He was this many years old."

  24. D2585 (anonymous) says…

    ' Hey Mikey, know what kind of cheese isn't yo cheese?... Nacho cheese fool ! '

  25. gavon (Gavon Laessig) says…

    Good job, gang! Can I call you gang? Too late. On with the formalities...

    Winner!

    cakefever: "No no no, I'm not dressed up, I'm Adam Lambert."

    Runners Up!

    friedpoke: Umm, dude I think you were supposed to dress up as Michael, not Tito.

    corduroypants: "You know, Jesus Juice goes great with nachos."

    Now it's a race to the first testicle joke with our next entry!

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