Caption Contest: Our First Jedi President



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  1. gavon (Gavon Laessig) says…

    The Empire Strikes Barack!

  2. chewyfally (Falestine Afani Ruzik) says…

    "I've got your weapons of mass destruction right here!"
    (homage to DotDot)

  3. jefftriplett (Jeffrey Triplett) says…

    "Say what again!"

  4. chewyfally (Falestine Afani Ruzik) says…

    "Dr. Jones, surely you don't think you can escape from this island?"

  5. lazz (anonymous) says…

    "Barack, honey, come inside. You're frightening the children."

  6. lazz (anonymous) says…

    Ten bucks says the Smails kid eats it.

  7. somedude20 (anonymous) says…

    Excuse me while I whip this out

  8. fsluke (anonymous) says…

    You will bring Captain Solo and Senator Wilson to me.

  9. PatrickJoseph (Patrick Giroux) says…

    "Man, President Obama always hogs the lightsaber."

  10. ObiWan (anonymous) says…

    "Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it."

  11. angamundo39 (anonymous) says…

    "This IS the health care plan you are looking for".

  12. throat_baby (anonymous) says…

    Help us, Obama-wan Kenobi, you're our only hope!

  13. synapsis (anonymous) says…

    Which lightsaber color are you?
    Blue: You are still not a Master yet. You are still youthful, adventurous, and reckless. I have great potential but still make mistakes. Usually the choice of heroes.

  14. DOTDOT (anonymous) says…

    Barack!

    I am your father.

  15. DOTDOT (anonymous) says…

    The Umpire strikes back.

  16. DOTDOT (anonymous) says…

    Obama responds to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's speech to the UN General Assembly.

  17. lounger (anonymous) says…

    Back you na-sayers...

  18. witchfindergeneral (anonymous) says…

    At least they didn't give him a purple lightsaber.

  19. chewyfally (Falestine Afani Ruzik) says…

    "Bring me Peter Pan!"

  20. onerockinmom (anonymous) says…

    "Honey, you know we only get that out on special occasions!" (said by Michelle Obama)

  21. lazz (anonymous) says…

    President Obama unveils his latest plan to fight terrorism.

  22. CMYKnot (anonymous) says…

    Recent troubles with Russia compel Obama to revive Reagan's 'Star Wars' initiative.

  23. CMYKnot (anonymous) says…

    "I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!"

  24. melaniesilva (anonymous) says…

    bangarang

  25. altheasus (Althea Schnacke) says…

    President Obama breaks another race barrier by showing that being a massive nerd isn't limited to teenage white boys.

  26. MisterAggro (anonymous) says…

    You all are so racist. That's Mace Windu.

  27. jayhawktownie (anonymous) says…

    just being a G about it.

  28. jayhawktownie (anonymous) says…

    N****'s be muggin me, you know i'm muggin back.

  29. Remora (anonymous) says…

    The least expensive missile defense plan yet.

  30. Remora (anonymous) says…

    "Give me a break, Putin posed shirtless with a horse!"

  31. Remora (anonymous) says…

    Obama meets Malia's first boyfriend.

  32. MisterAggro (anonymous) says…

    Republicans feverishly try to compare Obama's health care policy to that of the Sith Lords.

  33. MisterAggro (anonymous) says…

    "Hey kid, let me see that lightsaber. I need to distract from my Wife's weird belt."

  34. friedpoke (anonymous) says…

    Stick THIS in your dark side!

  35. gavon (Gavon Laessig) says…

    You know the drill. Winners in tomorrow's paper and new contest yadda yadda yadda...

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