Caption Contest: Double Jointed Dribbling



—photo by Thad Allender

Awaiting your caption ... post below!




Comments

gavon 13 years, 2 months ago

The real story behind Tyshawn Taylor's dislocated finger is far more embarrassing than anyone imagined.

George McGovernn 13 years, 2 months ago

That ref's like "Oh man I hope Burger King is still open after this game is done."

ObiWan 13 years, 2 months ago

"I've always dreamed of playing in the NBA...the National Ballet Association!"

Shelby 13 years, 2 months ago

"I don't know what this means, but will it help us win the game?"

lori 13 years, 2 months ago

"Training for the ballet, Potter?!"

MisterAggro 13 years, 2 months ago

"So the fountain I bought is a cherub like this."

Remora 13 years, 2 months ago

In a stunning development today, the NCAA votes to allow tasers during gameplay.

Remora 13 years, 2 months ago

Another great moment in rhythmic gymnastics.

Remora 13 years, 2 months ago

So you think you can dance...dance...dance.

Carmenilla 13 years, 2 months ago

Don't ask, don't tell...

To Gavon: where do I find the winners for the last few caption contests on ljworld.com?

racerx 13 years, 1 month ago

Combining the excitement of basketball with the grace of rhythmic gymnastics, the sassy sport of Ballistics never quite caught on.

DOTDOT 13 years, 1 month ago

Carmenilla:

I suspect this caption contest is a ruse to increase distribution for the print edition. All over town, thousands of readers are actually buying a newspaper on Thursdays to see who won the caption contest, the results of which are alleged to be printed in the Thursday Pulse section.

Don't fall for it ereaders. Rise up! Sit down! Declare yourselves the winner and go get your damn tshirts! Lets swarm Gavon's desk in protest!

chewyfally 13 years, 1 month ago

DOTDOT, good luck swarming Gavon's desk. I heard he likes to write his stories from inside a dumpster behind the Journal-World building. I also heard he likes to take his lunches in the restroom. Hey, whatever works. He's the "artist." ;-)

gavon 13 years, 1 month ago

Dateline, Ladies Room on the Third Floor -- Carmenilla, as DOTDOT conspiratorially suggested, you'll find the winners in the Thursday Pulse section of the Lawrence Journal World. It was indeed just a ruse to drive up circulation, and I would have gotten away with it if wasn't for you darn DOTs!

It occurs to me now (because the fumes from the dumpster have clouded my judgment) that not everyone participating in this contest lives in Lawrence or has access to a print edition. I shall resume posting the winners here.

Fally, could you pass me the toilet paper?

DOTDOT 13 years, 1 month ago

That's not Fally, that's me. Here ya go, buddy.

gavon 13 years, 1 month ago

Thanks, bro. And how about a courtesy flush? Cabbage for dinner last night?

corduroypants 13 years, 1 month ago

This is good news. While yours truly skulks about the abandoned Masonic Lodge at night, composing his captions and setting fires, he knows some of his fellow commenting brethren live in Dallas, LA, Waxahachie, et al. Hey, who the fuck is this "Et Al" character? But I digress...

DOTDOT 13 years, 1 month ago

That's my cologne. I guess you don't like it. And stop tapping your damn foot. This is the lady's room, for god's sake, and I can't concentrate.

gavon 13 years, 1 month ago

Per our very discursive discussion on gay cruising and cabbage in the Ladies Room, here now are the winners and almost winners!

Winner:

racerx--"Combining the excitement of basketball with the grace of rhythmic gymnastics, the sassy sport of Ballistics never quite caught on."

Runners Up:

ObiWan--"I've always dreamed of playing in the NBA...the National Ballet Association!"

MisterAggro--"So the fountain I bought is a cherub like this."

Remora--"In a stunning development today, the NCAA votes to allow tasers during gameplay."

As always, you can see your snark nugs in print tomorrow morning. We didn't have many entries this week, but they were quality. Now, let's see if we can get thrice as many comments going with this week's target...Daaaaaviiiiid Lettermaaaan!

DOTDOT 13 years, 1 month ago

One man's discursive discussion is another man's intercourse.

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