Caption Contest: Like A Cole In The Head

—photo by Nick Krug

Awaiting your caption ... post below!


uncle_pony 13 years, 2 months ago

Would you like one lump or two with your teabag?

Burton 13 years, 2 months ago

This college basketball uniform has prevented my genitals from touching your head and neck region, a situation that would have been awkward for both of us, and the photographer taking the picture at the other end of the court - not to mention all of the people in this auditorium, and any individual viewing the resulting photograph once it is published.

ourpasture 13 years, 2 months ago

Cole's unusual defensive tactics typically stun opposing teams

corduroypants 13 years, 2 months ago

"What do tigers dream of, when they take on a little KU team. Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Cole teabagging them."

DOTDOT 13 years, 2 months ago

I meant:

Hold your head up, woman!

Big difference.

DOTDOT 13 years, 2 months ago

And finally! The best caption ever that never gets old!!!!!

I got your WMDs righ'chere!!

gavon 13 years, 2 months ago

There was so much gold in them thar captions, but unfortunately I couldn't print 99% of it. So the winner of the official contest was KUKYLE:

"Giddy Up!!! It's Tourny Time!!!!"

The winner of the unofficial contest, which we'll call the Tea Bag Cup, was pooaroni:

"Slam Junk!"

Honorable mentions:

fishpod: "How's that for first seed?"

corduroypants: "And my favorite novelist is Balzac!"

cakefever: "Dude, it's 'Rock chalk.' c-h-a-l-k"

DOTDOT: "Two heads are better than one."

Now it's time to go a few rounds with noted boxer and cannibal, Mike Tyson!

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