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Good Blog Almighty! took a break from all the celebrity gossip madness to chill and enjoy the Thanksgiving holiday. Although I was able to relax and enjoy this time off, I couldn’t shake the feeling that I was neglecting something extremely important. Just as a doctor is on call during the holidays, I was constantly looking, searching, fielding suggestions for the newest celebrity gossip. Now I’m back in the saddle, and the void has been filled.

I tried to quit you, celebrity gossip, but I just can’t. I mean, how do you quit something that feels so right? (cue Tiger Woods story below...) I guess we need each other too much. We shouldn't fight it...let’s just accept it and move on with our unconventional love story.

And with that, enjoy this mixed bag of crazy.

Tiger has been a naughty little kitten

(sorry for the headline). Well, looks like Tiger is a poop head. Today he all but confessed to having an affair.

This only after mistresses coming out of the woodwork (with damning voice mails and sexts).

And of course the questionable fender bender where his wife beat the windows of his car in with a golf club because of his cheating ways OR because she was trying to save him… you decide.

Wow. Digest this when you think your life is in the shitter.

Casey Johnson, heiress to the Johnson & Johnson fortune, has been accused of breaking into and robbing a former girlfriend’s house, the former girlfriend being a model who has since blabbed to Page Six about crazy Casey. Here’s the break down as far as I can tell:

• Casey broke into Jasmine Lennard’s home and stole clothes (even underwear…yuck) and jewelry from the supermodel. Allegedly Casey even pleasured herself and left evidence of the pleasuring. That’s all you’ll get from me on that.
• Casey was arrested.
• Jasmine has talked to Page Six about Casey and says her mother has cut her off from her fortune until she goes to rehab, so she’s broke and living in squalor.
• To make matters terribly worse, Casey decided it would be a grand idea to adopt a baby back in 2007, so according to Jasmine, Casey hasn’t been Mother of the Year lately, needless to say. Poor little baby.
So, the moral of the story is this: How in the hell did this girl adopt a baby?! How does this happen when there are folks out there who aren’t allowed to adopt?! WTF, people. WTF.

The Family Ties mom comes out of the closet

Who knew Meredith Baxter was gay? Well, apparently even she didn’t know until recently. Now she’s out and proud. Good for her. FYI, I still think of her as Meredith Baxter Birney (she divorced Mr. Birney years ago, but she’ll always be MBB to me).

Thanksgiving booty call

Snore. I hate to even report on this poop, but I feel I must update you all in case you have nothing better going on. Sienna Miller and Jude Law may be knockin’ the boots again. They are so perfect for each other (slutastic) so I guess it makes sense.

Is that pot Marilyn Monroe is smoking?

Well, according to the distributor of this video, shot in the 1960’s, it certainly is. And she does seem to be having a grand ol’ time, but who really knows…

Hawt photo of the week

I normally think fake nails are a wee tacky, but this guy is rocking them, no?

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