Imagined Scenarios of How My Life will go If You Dump Me / Art Show / Johnny America Issue 7 Release Party / Beer-Drinking & Music-Listening Session
I sell my things and move to the shore. I learn to surf incredibly well and get really tan. Women flock to me, the other surfers are afraid of me.
Review: Wendy's "Baconator"
Wendy's "Baconator" sandwich is a culinary failure.

