The limerick contest
I gave you a week's advance notice. Now it's time to see your creativity bloom!That's right, it's time for CupOJoel Summer Contest No. 3 -- the first-annual limerick contest.Here's the rules:¢ Precisely metered limericks are not required, but your limerick should definitely sound limericky, with the AABBA rhyme pattern. ¢ The limericks must be about a Lawrence landmark -- for our purposes, any widely known person, place or thing. ¢ Keep it at the PG-13 level. I know limericks are a terrible temptation for egregious dirtiness, but I'd rather this be fun than offensive. ¢ The deadline is 11:59 p.m. Thursday. I am the sole judge; the winner will be announced sometime Friday.Some of you have sent me your wonderfully written submissions by e-mail ... and I've lost track of some of them. Sorry. Please post your entries to the comments section below.Finally, here's my own, very mildly naughty offering._They say the Campanille looks like a giant willy. If that's the case Jayhawks should lose face, because overcompensation's just silly._Good luck!