Okay, folks, I've been nominated for the Wonkette awards. Basically, the female blogger with the most votes gets a cool grand. Everybody needs to http://www.kaysbargains.com/Contest.php and vote for me. (In case you don't see it right off, it's listed under "Lawrence.com/blogs/nuckolls".) If I win, I promise to buy a big-ass bottle of whiskey and drink to y'all's health. Or something. If I lose, I'm holding ALL OF YOU personally responsible.