Hulk Throw Bear!
Just watch it...
The RNC in a Minute
Self explanatory and self pleasuring.
Things to Do in Denver When You're Dem: Hangover Edition
History was made in Denver as Barack Obama accepted the Democratic presidential nomination...thank God there were photos, because I was too Rocky Mountain high to remember any of it.
Things to Do in Denver When You're Dem
From the 2008 Democratic National Convention...
Rage Boner
Have you ever gotten so mad that your blood wants to leap out of your body? A recent Wall Street Journal editorial involving George W. Bush and Batman has made me tumescent with hatred.
*Giggle* "Fudge" *Titter*
*Snork* *Chortle* *Snrrrk*...
GOP: "We're F*cked."
That's an exact quote from a "prominent Republican strategist." Why so glum? Well, because they pretty much are f*cked.
Barackiavelli
Obama is a throat-slitting, baby-stomping political opportunist...or not.
O-gasms
A couple of videos to Barack your body.
Anal Veepage
So called because that's where I'm pullings these Vice Presidential predictions out of.
The Falafel Truth
Bill O' Reilly is a living, terrifying, unending Will Ferrell skit.
No More Mr. Hope Monger
If you've ever wondered what would happen if David Cross started writing for Barack Obama...well, it's pretty "Oh, snap!" worthy.
Forced Entry, Both of Home and Anus, As Political Parable
Of Futons & Sodomy: An Electoral Metaphor
Oscar Baiting 2008
Because nothing goes better with the high glamor of the 80th Academy Awards than yelling and booze!
Barack Hussein Obama Is No Patriot
A special comment from infrequent Punditocracy contributor and full time Militia Man, Richard Coulter (no relation).
McCain Gets Hucked In The Ass
An embarrassment of embarrassments for Republicans, exemplified by the Kansas caucus.
The Caucus Has Been Spanked: Obama's Kansas Whoopin' and Other Super Tuesday Such & Such
Having just returned from my first Kansas Democratic Caucus, I can safely report that 1) Barack Obama has annihilated Hilary Clinton in Kansas by 73% to 27% and 2) the 4-H Fairgrounds in Lawrence smell like cow shit. I am surprised by neither.
Touch the Caucus...TOUCH IT!
***IMPORTANT UPDATE!!! If, like me, you were slated to caucus at Liberty Hall, those buzz-kills at the Kansas Democratic Party have relocated the democratic merriment for our district to the 4-H Fairgrounds at 19th and Harper.More details here.Those of you bummed about losing proximity to Free State? One word: growlers.***Caucusing. It's right up there with jury duty and feeding children as one of those pesky civic impositions we grudgingly, if ever, fulfill.
Sorry, Well Intentioned Hippies-Ron Paul Is A Crazy Bastard
Hitler was a vegetarian. Genghis Khan had a lovely throat singing voice. Jim Belushi will eventually die. Ron Paul opposes the war in Iraq.
New Hampshire Thunderdome Decapitation Derby Blood Feast
Handicapping the presidential jockeys in the New Hampshire horse race.
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