July 25, 2008
Overheard at the thrift store during yesterday's massive prop-hunt:"Y'all got any of them, y'know, FAKE BOOKS?""A fake book? Not sure what you mean. Like a decoration?""Naw, man, I mean like FAKE, like not real.""You mean fiction?""Yeah, that's the word. Friction. Like made up stories and shit.""Look behind you. Look beside you. See those shelves? That's where we keep the fiction books. They're all around you, pal.""These ain't like REAL BOOKS, right? Cuz I can't stand readin' that REAL SHIT. Makes my head start to hurt."I later heard the same man arguing with a clerk, insisting that he didn't have to pay for his books (the whole stack of which appeared to be juvenile adventure stories from Scholastic Press) because, "I'm a famous fuckin' rapper, lady!"Some day, when I'm filthy rich, I'm going to track this guy down and make sure he comes to every High Society-type function with me. Or better yet, I'm gonna take him to my next big family reunion and insist that he's a lost sibling my mother gave up for adoption. The sooner this guy is unleashed on an unsuspecting public, the better. Where my head is at these days (when it's not screwed to the back of a camera):[
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Shelby (anonymous) says...
I have no idea why those pictures depict where your mind is at. Other than maybe you just re-re-re-re-re-re-re-watched some Fritz Lang flicks and are listening to the Young Fresh Fellows "Egyptica" album.
July 25, 2008 at 7:12 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
scary_manilow (anonymous) says...
It's all open to interpretation, I suppose.
July 25, 2008 at 8:36 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Christiana (anonymous) says...
I'm getting sick of homophobic attitudes in metal. If they are trying to be so different than their parents then why is it they are so against homosexuality and dandyism? Haven't any of them read Crowley? So Gaahl is into fashion, who cares? Why does that effect our perception of him? Why is there so much importance placed on the choices one makes with gender? I'm pretty sure every member of Cradle Of Filth are gay. Varg must be livid and I couldn't be happier. Up with Gaahl! Down with fascism and hazing!
July 27, 2008 at 1:26 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Christiana (anonymous) says...
Or is that Alan Moore, oops my bad. There goes that interpretation thing again. BTW The Moon tells of the end of confusion, things coming to light. In a more negative sense it can mean deception, trickery, insincerity, insecurity... you make your fate.
July 27, 2008 at 1:33 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
scary_manilow (anonymous) says...
I'm pretty sure that Alan Moore has dabbled in the love that dare not speak its name. And he has definitely aged into more of a dandy than this younger picture I posted represents-- peep him at this link and see for yourself: http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3147/2... know how to hotlink on L.com, so you'll have to cut and paste)And those Cradle of Filth posers only WISH they were manly enough to take it in the ass.
July 27, 2008 at 5:26 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
rednekbuddha (Kelly Powell) says...
That is why i've started my own mens movement....As the anti-christ of "Iron john", I've dubbed myself "Brass balls bob" and am currently offering mens goup camp outs so they can find their "inner man".....Basically i take them out camping, lace the "warriors mead" with enough muscle relaxants to slow them down enough so I can start beating the shit out of them......All the while screaming "you think you're a man,huh boy?!"....I am experiencing a ,5% sucesss rate...Every other time 1 guy manges to get in on the action and starts whoopin ass along with me....After we rifle their pockets and keep them sedated until their checks clear, i give him a refund and a cerificate of graduation....Suprisingly I have a 76% readmission rate.....I was guessing 80%.....As soon as I have enough graduates we will probably hold a bum hunt followed by a blood orgy and a demo on classic car restoration.
July 29, 2008 at 1:06 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )