June 8, 2006
![][1]_Reportage du Wankarousse 2006_ par guest writer Reynaud MessierHallo. You know who I am.You may ask yourself: what is smelling? The Kaw? some goats? this Buffalo Bob? No! (Surprise!). You are smelling the smells of HIPPIES, who are arriving once more for this [WANKAROUSSE][2]. This DREADLOCK (pah!) is smelling. This loamy FOLLICLE and most sebaceous PORE is also smelling. This hippie is like cats, very fearing the waters, washing only the hand. And now in Kansas it is HOT! which multiply too much the fragrance. And for all this smelling the hippie are using very much the PATCHOULI and are living only with the other hippie, in the VAN, which also is smelling. Yes, this hippies are smelling. I have said it. You are smelling HIPPIES.Everywhere is the BEAD and tribal TATTOO and the digital DRUM; everywhere they are talking this ECOLOGIE. And then they are throwing upon the earth some papers from this GRANOLA CANDY and many the can from ORGANICS BEER. They are SHOPLIFTING the TOFU. Then they are making PISPIS and POOPOO everywhere for the field, the street, like the dog and cow, but worse (this PSYLLIUMS HUSKS this SOY PRODUCTS). Everywhere this stinking TIEDIE. One time, I confess it, I have ingest the ACID and I am baking for many day. Everything is the tiedie. When I am seeing so much again this tiedie at the Wankarousse, I catch nervous for the FLASHBACK! And in the PITS of arms of womens are also many the hairs, smelling, and for this I am sick of home. And your information please: why now are this hippie so many the fat one? The actual hippie must emaciate, no? I think so.When I am arriving, so many the COP! They are seeking the DRUG and they are making the WARNING: Beware of Two Thing: the WILD BIRD and this CANNIBALS HIPPIE! YES! Cannibals Hippies! The ox is a moron, no?First, this birds who are living in the wood, this [TURKEY][3], they catch angry for the human peoples and so now are making many the attack, and the chasing, and molesting too much the automobile. Pah! I have no fear of birds. Second, when this cops are speaking to me of this Cannibals Hippie, I am fascinate and, yes, nervous. I am coming mainly to this Wankarousse for making some HOTT new friend.This CANNIBALS HIPPIES begins with the HIPPIE GIRL and the TWIRLING. When this hippie girl entice you for twirling (how they are dancing), with the organic beers, you catch the DIZZY. And when you are dizzying, this hippie girl, a fat one, is saying to come for the VAN for the E (not television) and the FREE LOVE, perhaps the ORGY. I cannot say too much for occurrence inside this vans, but this COP say it is starting for the nuzzlement, then nibbling, then nips, and then BITE... and MASTICATION! And yes, the BLOOD. If it is orgy, of course there are many bites. This Cannibals Hippies, they say, are not eating all of the body like the madman--they are making only snack, like one grape. No-one is dying, but using many the Bandaid. And this different hippies is not so happy for Maharishi and the Fish, but instead are liking Crowley and this Tool. This is the GOTH, no? NO! They have promise to be hippie! They too are smelling with the black dreadlock in the black tie-die. The cop are saying this new style of Hippies are coming from WICHITA. This year, many have arrive to the Wankarousse.How can one hippie be cannibals? To neglect the sprout and the choufleur? To drink the blood? This is not the Way of the Hippie. One TRUE GOOD HIPPIE must be smelling, baking, with perhaps the dreadlock, and the tiedie, with the bead and the patchouli in the van. Not fat, eating only the vegetable, and liking very much the free love. They also are not putting garbage upon the earth. Next year, I am hoping, this WANKAROUSSE may exchange this Wichita Cannibal Hippie with more of True Good Hippie (there are many in Canada). And I am hoping too next time this FLAMING LIPS will be that MOVIE and not some musicians.I report,R.Psst: If you please can tell me WHAT IT IS TO BE HIPPIE? I will mean it. [1]: http://media.lawrence.com/img/blogs/invasive/reynaudthanksgiving05.jpg [2]: http://www.lawrence.com/news/2006/jun/05/lawrencecoms_wakarusa_2006_best_bets/ [3]: http://www.lawrence.com/blogs/street_level/2006/may/31/xbird/
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Joel (Joel Mathis) says...
R.
Hallo!
You are my very favorite frenchman! (Please do not tell Maurice Chevalier!) But can you really say that stinky hippies have a worse odor than a stinky Frenchman?
Joelnaud
June 8, 2006 at 2:05 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
alm77 (anonymous) says...
Oh, my goodness, you guys are hilarious. Everytime I see a band-aid now, I'm going to wonder....
June 8, 2006 at 2:23 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
feeble (anonymous) says...
The surest way to quell a hippie's stench is to thoroughly douse him in chartreuse and offer him a book or two by Marcel Proust.
But then you get the affected accent and the prevarication...
June 8, 2006 at 2:40 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
davidryan (David Ryan) says...
Los jipis cannibalismos? Yikes!
June 8, 2006 at 4:43 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
stinkinggoats (anonymous) says...
Joel: Now you are a man engaged to be marry. Hoho! No longer are you one UNITARD stretching across the crotch of life--now, you are becoming the pantyhose, the fishy net.
To the rest: Quoi?
June 8, 2006 at 5:32 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Meatwad (anonymous) says...
Sometimes you sound more Russian than French. No?
And .... you big phony....how would a FRENCH guy be noticing of hairy armpits of women??? Hmm? BUSTED haha.
But you need to write MORE often anyway! We love you!
June 9, 2006 at 12:27 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
stinkinggoats (anonymous) says...
Mr. MEATWAD:
First: I do not wish for someone with such a name to be loving me.
Second: I am sure you are baking.
R.
June 10, 2006 at 8:45 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
dom (anonymous) says...
This is stupid. I am not a hippie, nor do I smell. I went to wakarusa this weekend, and youknow what. The stupid ass frat guys and prissie little college girls are the ones that stank. In fact the "hippies" usually smelled like soap or god forbid had no smell at all. Those who were not a hippy were sometimes rude and immature. There was a stabbing at wakarusa. Who did this some punk college guy fighting over a girl. I wonder how many hippies carried a knife with them for more than a tool. And for god sakes someone with a foreign accent doesn't carry it over to they're writing you idiot!
June 11, 2006 at 9:22 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
nicole (anonymous) says...
- this blog is horrible, why does L.com print this dribble?
- wakarusa WAS fun however ; )
- One complaint, Brett didn't let the lips play their second encore
even tho they were the last band on that stage and wanted to... and their crowd was immense and ecstatic. i heard he had an argument with the lips, guess they didn't get along. (what else is new with the notorious mr. mosiman) (e.i. "the string cheese incident" .... needless to say, are not gonna be back anytime soon ; )
June 12, 2006 at 7:19 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
feeble (anonymous) says...
Pay no mind to the cries of the concert goers, Reynaud! This generation has not yet learned to look in the mirror and laugh.
June 12, 2006 at 9:42 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
alm77 (anonymous) says...
Some of us concert goers love this "dribble". Those of you who don't like it, I don't think you GET it. dom - for more on colloquial writing see Mark Twain you undereducated twit!
I had a great time this weekend. Hippies are awesome whether they are the smelly ones or not.
June 12, 2006 at 2:41 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
hoot (anonymous) says...
Nicole,
Did you mean drivel? Dribble is what happens when hippies get too high.
June 13, 2006 at 11:51 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
thetomdotdot (anonymous) says...
I dribble all the time. Its age. And lots of Budweiser. See? Simultaneous drivel and dribble. I love you all.
June 14, 2006 at 6:33 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
stinkinggoats (anonymous) says...
So it is that some peoples have catch upset with me for speaking of HIPPIE. Well... this hippie ARE SMELLING. Are you blind in the nostril? In Spain they are always saying: "Esos jipis huelen feos!" In Tibet, the hippie are smelling, but not so bad because there it is high up and not so hot. And so in Guatemala, in Jamaica, in Kansas and yes, in France, the hippies are smelling. For all this so big world, everywhere hippies are smelling. This is the true, this is the nature. Someone is not the devil only for some smelling. I have said it.
And to this MR. DOM I am also saying: "Le blah et le blah et le blah blah blah."
J'accuse!
R.
June 14, 2006 at 9 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
averado (anonymous) says...
I like the disjointed style. I'm also glad i skipped town. How ever are you tom? give my regards to tom. peace.
July 22, 2006 at 7:06 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )