February 11, 2005
Good shape, starts most days A 400-dollar truck It's Easy Street now Hey Brook Creek burglars! We know kung fu, know crazy! Our dog, she's part Rot! Man on the levy Carries heads in those Merc bags Mumbling madman More coffee now [please] Bitch mama worked all damn night Pleasure to live with Boy missed the toilet Puppy crapped over there, too Where's the girl's diaper? Snow and ice are fun With front wheel drive and bald tires "Yee-haw!" yells the boy. I think it's possum Smooshed--no maybe someone's cat? Closer--oh! no! skunk!
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crazyleaflady (anonymous) says...
Is it skunk that smells?
Where does that strange smell come from?
Brook Creek or the Kaw?
February 11, 2005 at 10:40 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
mitzibel (Misty Nuckolls) says...
Ah, Leslie, your poetry, as always, has moved me to tears. Or maybe it's the handfull of nape-hair Penny is merrily yanking. Anyway, I'm crying.
February 11, 2005 at 11:12 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
edie_ (anonymous) says...
You make me proud to be an east sider. I can't pick my favorite... the man on the levy or "bitch mama worked all damn night." Either way, I'll be disappointed if these aren't featured in the next neighborhood assn. newsletter.
February 11, 2005 at 5:27 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
lori (anonymous) says...
Oh Leslie, I'm speechless. I think you've found your new calling.
February 13, 2005 at 8:36 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
jennifer (anonymous) says...
lawrence is eden
brooklyn is satan's ass hole
heaven is richmond
...
February 14, 2005 at 7:42 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
monkeywrench (Tim vonHolten) says...
east lawrence, still wild.
west-style subdivision name
could be "possumfire!"
February 14, 2005 at 9:11 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
monkeywrench (Tim vonHolten) says...
jen. . .
quite a geographic anomoly that heaven would be located in the slick, sweaty crotch of the nation.
February 14, 2005 at 9:14 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
Carmenilla (anonymous) says...
These are too good! The one about front-wheel drive w/ bald tires in the snow was right on the mark! Here's my contribution:
East Lawrence CUT OFF!
Feeling isolated now
Is this my ghetto?
Strip mall on Haskell
Totally scary white trash
Congregate in lot.
February 14, 2005 at 12:35 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
godjilla (Jill Ensley) says...
happy v-d day
hope you all use protection
I don't want your crabs
February 14, 2005 at 12:49 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
monkeywrench (Tim vonHolten) says...
porn, liquor, parole,
beauty supplies and pancakes.
haskell vice mall rules.
February 14, 2005 at 8:52 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
ukulelelady (anonymous) says...
I'm living on the East side of England...can I play?
Lawrence.com helps keep me from getting homesick.
To the pub I'd go.
no. Boring date with Jane Eyre.
Homely little prude.
Salvation Army
Crazy gal whistles off tune
Sinatra, watch out
bad goddess art here
priestess Co-Co in purple
brings me eggs and toast
February 16, 2005 at 2:51 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )